have a mentioned that my father is a fucking asshole?

it's ok i've gotten used to it

:D

i pity that asshole you know hais how come he doesnt learn that he's just drowning in his own words?

i must calm down and not give in to his little childish games of making me blow up
I MUST BEAT MY RECORD OF 2 MONTHS
(actually i already have but still!! I CAN DO IT!)

I SERIOUSLY WONDER HOW MY MUM CAN STAND THIS PATHETIC LOSER?
she's a really wonderful mummy I LOVE MY MUMMY :D

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anyway i can't pretend this hasn't happened already :(

i'm really sorry and i guess i really did learn alot from everything. i've learnt how not everything will work the way as i expect them to and that i have to accept that that's the way things are.

with a moment, comes folly.
and with folly, comes HOLY SHIT.

yea so of course i know i have to face consequences but that's the way things are. no mistakes, no improvement anyway

whatever just move on there're people who will understand and people who won't but that's the way things are so great while it lasted and will last whatever im sorry i think im suffering from night drunkerdness

friends are not statistics

which you can compare and say things like, "who cares? i have more friends than her." because it only shows that you aren't a good friend yourself

and the more you make such statements, the more people are skeptical about you.

who wants to be just another number?

so the next time these words reach the tip of your tongue, think about what will happen in the future.

doesn't bother you? then carry on

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i guess i've learnt alot of things from you,
i hope it's true vice versa too. :D

thanks for

trying to make me smile :)

"I love the mountains, I love the clear blue skies, I love big bridges, I love when great whites fly"
- emo punkzx

(hahahaha!!)

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normally i would use IE for posting, but IE!!!!! (lol) HATES ME

yea here goes ..

NEWILAUHC says:
hey yo
imma cool emo punkzx dude

♪dhStrings: dyllis says:
yeah
i met px just now
guess what

NEWILAUHC says:
hahah what?
yeayea what?
-__- what?
pls dont keep me in suspense. WHAT??

(approximately 10 minutes later) ok fine im exaggerating

♪dhStrings: dyllis says:
she suspects her bro has a girlfriend

NEWILAUHC says:
lol i suspect too
..
oh no you're expecting a huge response from me right?
ok uhm
:O
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOOOO WAYYYYYY

♪dhStrings: dyllis says:
ah
actually it's not only her
i should have said
HER FAMILY suspects

NEWILAUHC says:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
ok WTF??
TELL ME WHYY

as usual,
SHE REFUSES TO TELL ME WHY!

i've come up with a list of suspicious actions:
- sneaking out of the house really dressed up
- talking (really happily) over the phone everyday
- gets weird suspicious smses and calls
- receives weird presents (?? lol)
- oddly happy (??!!)

but still!
my family doesn't suspect that i have a boyfriend so . IT MUST BE MORE THAN THAT (!!)

no i dont receive weird presents, they could be bombs!

...

oh well :D stay happy shixun, have a good year ahead

"can you all not laugh at me? make me feel like laughing too."

... (everyone looks away trying to suppress laughter)

"like that still very funny leh. can you look at me but don't laugh?"


sl0r -__- shit load of rubbish

"this is so dui lian. i will disguise my voice so no one will know it's me."
-lee meng ran (haha! everyone who reads this will now know it's you)

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VIAGRAHOLICS
:O i didn't even know such a thing existed

in case there are some n00bzxzx who do not know what viagra is

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MR. Very Impressive Antidote for Growth in Remote Areas (sildenafil citrate) used to treat erectile dysfunction [read more on wikipedia.com]

... also means help you have an erection easier -__-

but before you rush into taking viagra,
I HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU! :D
WATERMELON IS A NATURAL VIAGRA!
so all guys who eat watermelon daily (like me! although im not a guy) please grab some confetti now

read abour it here - talks about the amazing fruit

lol fine im so outdated, actually irene was the one who showed me the july article about it in the TODAY'S newspaper (as in Today's, not today's)

i think it's something like
"watermelon contains some amino acid when taken in large quantities can be converted into something something which increases your something something level and dilute your blood vessel"
(ok whatever im lousy at this)

yala so complicated might as well get a prescription for viagra if you suffer from the dysfunction -__-

you must like gobble down 10 watermelons or something for it to work i think

so during the watermelon season they should have such advertisements: STOCK UP FOR MORE PLEASURE :D then the watermelon uncle will be super happy

(OMG NO WONDER THIS NEWS CAME UP IN JULY, THE WATERMELON SEASON LA OMG im like so lag-_-)

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WANYING SAID IM A PEDO BECAUSE I SAID I LOVE RYUTARO BECAUSE HE GREW MUCH MUCH TALLER VERY CUTE

HAHAHA im not a pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_________-

i mean wtf, don't tell me you like a guy who looks like he's 80++, matured and weathered?

what would you rather?
experienced or experiences?
"D

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to prove that im a stupid zilian cool emo punkzx
.

LOOK AT MY OMGPLEASEPUNCHMYFUCKINGZILIANFACE FACE

(uh to tell you the truth i thought the photo looked quite cute on my handphone but i guess handphones are as deceiving neoprints and I AM REALLY NOT PHOTOGENIC )

and my cool emo punkzx bag

(ok this was just a laptop bag i bought from popular $49 only!!! hahaha im such a cheapo)

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shucks la my b key on the keyboard is spoilt have to press so many times -__-

WHEE LOOK AT THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS I MADE!! MY MASTERPIECES ! :D


10 down 15 more to go -__- (ok wtf)
the snake's ugly haha!


fingers are meant to have super glue on them
(SEE THAT WHITE PATCH ON MY MIDDLE FINGER IT'S WHERE THE SKIN TORE WITH SUPER GLUE)

:D I LOVE EVERYONE, EVERYONE LOVES ME RIGHT?

CHRISTMAS :D
the season of giving (and super gluing)

my fingers are already bleeding and blistering from the super glue and needlework.

[NEEDLEWORK!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW THICK PVC IS?? OMG!!]

and and why do all needles have to have super tiny ant holes?

urgh this is killing me
i can't believe im doing this

if you get an xmas present from me IT MEANS THAT I MUST LOVE YOU!

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LOL this is what i was talking about



if you look carefully you can probably tell i edited this photo :D haha

i had actually edited sherlyn and heather too, but.. i thought it wasn't so good because i didn't ask for permission :(

so i cropped out me and irene and pasted it on, uh .. haha good for you if you can spot it

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the following photos were taken quite long ago :)

want to see something scary? :O


OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (this isn't privacy intrusion, right? lol)


wtf heather HAHA why do you do this to your cute face?? -____- self contortion haha!!


HOLY COW . haha jacky looks so . (??)

btw i think jacky shouldn't like give up on studying like he always says and stay in 4D and continue work hard (LOL cliche) so jacky if you ever read this, YOU CAN DO IT MAN IT'S NO POINT GIVING UP NOW (grah cliche cliche i hate cliche statements like this -_-)


O.O i was trying to imitate jacky's pose (haha that's if you believe me)


LOLOL ohmy what so funny -_- (AAHHH LOOK WHO'S IN THE BACKGROUND IT'S NUB HAHA!!)

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sorry im so mean haha :( sorry

HAHAHAH I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY I DO

when i want to know whether a person uses a word often i will search that word in our msn conver and i can also tell whether i or that person set the trend (which means who uses the word first la -_-)

OMG hilarious i even searched my blog to see if that person may have been influenced by my blog HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

i've just realised if you type BAHAHAA in the youtube comments thingy and click audio preview, the guy pronounces it as BEEHIRE

LOL the next time i ever want to say BAHAHAA (not like i ever do anyway -_-), i'll say it as BEEHIRE just to sound sophisticated (too sophisticated for pronouncing bahahaa the way it should)

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WHAT WE TAKE FROM EACH OTHER


my interpretation for this video is the metaphorical meaning of it, like if he takes her hands, she'll steal his heart

oh and all those hands and hearts they have collected are maybe like their previous failed relationships or something.

when she writes the word on her palm and spins the ring, it's as though she's gambling with luck because if no guy takes falling ring then her chance for love is gone (?)

and the end when the guy sweeping the floor tells the bartender that the rings have been more than the previous night, it probably means that more people have taken the risk and yet lost the chance to fall in love (?)

why am i analysing something so lame like this?
i must be going mad

BUT I REALLY LOVE WATCHING SUCH FILMS! :D

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my eye is itching and aching like crazy

my mum says that if i have a swollen eye which is too swollen to be seen (HAHAHA) she will make me put a patch on it

a patch on my eye?! COOL~

ive decided that if anyone ever asks about it, i would say,
"oh it's nothing, my eye just got stung during a fierce one-to-one combat with a bee! My eye got too swollen it couldn't stay in the eye socket anymore so it rolled out and the surgeon had replace it with a cool blue glass eye."

and after playing that pity card *bats eyelashes* , everyone would tear while sympathising with my sacrificial act and share my hatred (and fear) for bees! :D

cmon man, it's not impossible to get stung in the eyeball
READ THIS

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speaking of bees,

DO NOT EVER BELIEVE ANY ADULT THAT SAYS "bees would leave you alone if you leave them alone"

WHAT RUBBISH MAN I BELIEVED THAT AND I GOT STUNG BY A BEE!

i wasn't going around on a beewhacking frenzy just so to get the thrill out of instigating them

IN FACT, i was really calm and composed when a bee came buzzing into the classroom. everyone was all OMG ITS A BEE ITS A BEE EEPS, and i was just oh it's just a bee, wont sting if i dont disturb it.

as i was packing up to go home the bee probably thought i smelt like a flower and tried to land on me and insert its stinger in my arm. :( i was in a total pathetic state because i was crying as i told ty over the phone that i got stung (so poor thing right? got stung still have to talk over the phone haha!)

info snippet:

IT'S NOT TRUE that all bees die after stinging you because the sting is left there and it rips out all it's guts out or something

ok that's partially true, but only for every other bee except the yellowjacket.

nono, maybe it's totally true because the yellowjacket is just a wasp which is usually yellow and black and looks like a bee (there are white and black ones too *sigh* how misleading) and all wasps/hornets stay alive after every sting

so in case you thought that i killed that pathetic thing YOU'RE WRONG!! THE BEE WAS STILL WELL, BUZZING AND ALIVE! i think it must have been the yellowjacket (in that case it must have been a wasp sting.. oh wdv, painful all the same)

:) i'm actually a very nice hearted person who prays before and after i kill insects :) even bees.

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wy says that there are guys who buy used sanitary pads (??!!)

LOL is that a fetish for blood or female scent? maybe it's both

i think i have an obsession for young guys :O OH NO

nah i wont marry a guy who's younger than me -_- but he will (lol why am i so sure?) look like a 16 year old when he's 25, and a 25 year old when he's 40.

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BTW HAHA I SAW SHERLYN'S BLOG WITH A PHOTO OF US AT MS TIONG'S WEDDING AND I WONDER WHY THE HELL WERE WE ALL WEARING BLACK AND WHITE?? ISN'T THAT THE COLOUR EVERYONE WEARS AT FUNERALS?? ??? gosh

lol please dont go look at the photo though, because im so uglyyyyy righttt???

you wont want to damage your delicate eyes with my fugly uncute stupid disgusting face right? SO DON'T FORCE YOUR EYES UPON MY PHOTO IF YOU'RE GOING TO CRTISIZE HOW REPULSIVE I AM.

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:) *calm and composed face*

WHEE! i finally got to tell everyone (i could find a chance to talk to) about what happened yesterday's yesterday

because

IRENE'S BACK! (for a day but it's better than nothing eh?)

[im sorry about the following but irene's comments are always like the weirdest things you can think of, so.. i'm going to post it :D]

lets start with the part where she called me a bitch

ITS IRENE HERE says:

IM BACKKKKKK

NEWILAUHC says:

OH HEY!

i was just about to go bathe

-_____- call me later

hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm ?

ITS IRENE HERE says:

I WANNA GO ONLINE BUT * IS ONLINE FUCK HAHAHAH

NEWILAUHC says:

?? -___- wtf

just block

ITS IRENE HERE says:

but my other frens will know!

D:

NEWILAUHC says:

LOL who cares?

thats what all the fun is about it you know

LIKE OMG SHE BLOCKED ME I MUST BE A JERK

ITS IRENE HERE says:

URGHHHH

LOL YOU ARE A BITCH

as in so

LOL

NEWILAUHC says:

LOL what? -___-

ITS IRENE HERE says:

buzzzzz

(yea i know what buzz right? what buzz??)

ITS IRENE HERE says:

LOL

they say that if you put a pic

of someone as your wallpaper

NEWILAUHC says:

HAHAHAHHA yea?

uhhuh

ITS IRENE HERE says:

if noone finds it in 3 weeks

he/she will like you

HAHAHAH

NEWILAUHC says:

rlly?

serious?

ok not serious.

BECAUSE IN THAT CASE ALOT OF GUYS (and girls? including celebrities) WOULD HAVE LOVED ME ALREADY!

...

so that proves that irene's theory is wrong
or rather, "THEIR" theory (she said something like they said something something right?)

you should never listen to what "they" say

"they" say the stupidest things like IF YOU EAT 10 DIFFERENT KINDS OF FISHES FOR 10 DAYS YOU WOULD GET 10 A+S!!

like wtf if i eat 20 different fishes, i get 20 A+s? I DON'T EVEN HAVE 20 SUBJECTS TO GET A+s FOR!

yesterday dyllis was yelling at me (if she types in CAPS you assume she's yelling?)
that she was going crazy

and we proceeded to have a hilarious conver but damn I DELETED IT so

:( sad then

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i have a swollen eye now

it hurts like ..
ok im not exactly sure what hurts on the same level as my swollen eye

maybe it's because what happened today

today as i was opening the door to pay for the pizza my mum ordered (YAY I HAD PIZZA FOR LUNCH), I SAW SOMEONE WATERING MY PLANTS!!

wtf?? :O shocking shocking. i didn't know my mum hired someone from the plant-watering service.

i mean how common is such a thing especially in HDB flats?!
not like we have a huge 10000sqft garden with towering trees and lustrous bushes - all we have are just some measly almostdying PLEASESAVEME kind of potted plants

turned out that he was my new neighbour
(contrary to popular belief, neighbours arent just those people who live nextdoor, they can stay in the next block and be your neighbour too. but this neighbour of mine stays on the 11th floor)

DAMNIT MAN HE'S FROM THE FAMILY WHO HAS BEEN DISTURBING MY PEACEFUL AFTERNOONS BY DRILLING HOLES AND KNOCKING DOWN ALL THE WALLS IN THEIR HOME BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE PARENTS THINK THAT THERE'S NO NEED FOR DOORS OR WALLS WHILE HAVING EHEM

yea so he says HI
and i obviously ask him WHY ARE YOU WATERING MY PLANTS
and so he said COME LET ME HELP YOU HOLD YOUR PIZZA
i was totally thinking OMG DONT TOUCH MY PIZZA JUST TELL ME WHY ARE YOU URGH

but still he ended up helping me

BECAUSE!! while fumbling with the boxes of piping hot food & the money i tried to give the pizza man,
I DROPPED THE BOTTLE OF PEPSI (you know the ones pizza always comes with?) ON MY FEET!

and my new neighbour kept asking, "are you ok are you ok"

well obviously I WASNT i had just suffered from a 5kg impact on my barefeet!!

and what's worse was that my sister had to come and retrieve the pepsi bottle from the floor AND SHE OPENED THE CAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

horrors of horrors everyone knows what happens when you open a bottle of gassy drink after you've just shaken it

THE PEPSI GUSHED OUT OF THE BOTTLE LIKE WE WERE THROWING A PARTY OF SOME KIND

i was hopping around on the pepsi covered floor clinging on to the PIPING HOT pizza while it scalded my arm

thank goodness my neighbour had enough sense to pluck the money out from my clenched fist to pay the pizza man or else i would have suffered from further humiliation

so that about concludes my bruise on my feet

... wait this was supposed to be about my eye. -___- oh sorry haha!

(anw, in case anyone was wondering my neighbour was trying to 'adapt'?? or something. and i've pardoned him for the plantspace intrusion because he's really really cute:) )

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:)

i think.

IM NOT PHOTOGENIC
(well either that or i'm really ugly but i would prefer to think it's the former)

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today my sister stared at me for a long time
and by long time i dont mean really really long time like since 12 hours ago, rather long time as in since the time i switched on the computer

and then she asked: did you dye your hair?

wtf?

no one would ever imagine a 7 year old (with an overactive imagination) asking this kind of lame question

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(omgomgsxhasbucktoothididntknowomgdoublehiscuteness)

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i wonder how sarah did with the calling (WHICH WILL SOON BE MY TURN)

haha THE CALLING. so class w0rx

I realised that most girls like to include stuff like [my love for you never ends] or [i miss you loads loads loads] or [when would you understand my feelings for you] or just [i love you] in posts with their photos

puzzles hmm?

my conclusion is that they want people to see how PRETTAYE they look and scratch their head wondering why that stupid guy doesn't like her too (wow i'm smart haha)

i know i sound as though i'm not a girl.

haha i just make sure i don't do that -__-

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i feel happy whenever i play ... HAHAHAHHAHAHA censored for secretivity in case you mock me -_- (or wdv)

:D it makes me smile and laugh like crazy but that's no wonder i can never beat the highscore dang

but being happy is all that matters no? :D we should play it tomorrow and try to beat each other's high score

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tmr we have a meeting AGAIN.

i think jiaying's right you know
why do we spend so much time for a 1 day event?

.

speaking of jiaying, there's another goh jiaying in sec1 next year.

ok wtf?? we have 4 goh jiayings in our school -__-

it is a unisex name right? uhm right?

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IMK WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU THE MOST????? URGHHHHHHHH HELLOOOOOOOOO :( WTFFFFFFF

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shixun happy belated birthday :) please don't hate me :(

cmon man. my parents also told me when i was younger that i have no interest because im a lazy pig.

-____-

NOW IM TAKING GRADE 6 IN ELECTONE COOL BO
(ok lol not cool enough haven't gotten my diploma yet)

i can play cool songs like CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU and SPIRITED AWAY and AUTOMATIC and TUI4 HOU4 and some other jay chou songs :O and some latin songs (like la cumpasita and el choro) and alot alot alot of other cool things

WHEEE ~i LOVE playing the electone

it's fun to practice too because i know once i can play it well i'll feel really hip that i can change chords with weird fingering so fast and not look while stepping complicated pedals

you know when i play full volume can literally feel the floor vibrate one but of course i don't because my neighbours will throw something at me

BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL COOL AND HIP :D

anyway, my point is everyone should just do something cool and hip.
.
ok maybe not. my point is that your parents don't really mean it when they say you have no interest because you're a lazy pig

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sheesh stupid holidays

i HATE holidays

people around me keep going overseas and i'm stuck in singapore with my dearest albert
[it's like the day someone just came back from overseas and the next day .. "OH IM GOING TO PERTH TOMORROW!" -_-]

not that i hate Singapore, or Singapore is like a rubbish place to be NONO of course not

Singapore is a safe and great and wonderful place (haha im so patriotic) but staying here reminds me of .

.

HOMEWORK!!!
homework isn't that bad. what's worse is HOLIDAY HOMEWORK!!

wtf 2 months of freedom days + homework =/= holiday

IT'S LIKE '!!!'

i have a theory as to why we're busier during the holidays (against popular belief AMONG THE TEACHERS. .. i think. because that explains the mountains of homework we have)
maybe i'll post it tomorrow
(but this is like a well-known fact to students so . haha)

i used brown for this portion because brown is like rubbish and talking about holidays is really like rubbish
[repulsive colours for repulsive details]

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ehhhhhh :( im so fucking sad

MY APPLICATION FOR HSSRP DIDN'T SUCCEED BUT WANYING JINGQING AND LIYING MY OTHER 3 GROUP MEMBERS GOT IN AND WTF I DIDN'T :( URGHHH not as if i didnt contribute too ok i contributed just as much as everyone else did :(

must be my rubbish sec2 results howhowhowwwwwwwww :( i want to cry

BUT I IMPROVED A LOT :( grah

but it's ok, this is a phase everyone must go through - to face the consequences of one's ineptitude.

don't say im not lousy can i was from triple S
(not saying everyone in triple S is lousy LOL see i even spend effort to type triple S instead of just plain SSS to make it seem more high class haha)

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btw for my LA essay, i'm just going dictate my essay to the computer and it'll type it out for me

COOL MANN cool cool perfect for people like me
(not so much of lazy, more like ingenious :D)

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i finally found something that makes me really pissed other than flirts

PEOPLE WHO BOSS OTHERS AROUND
LOL this was like what happened in sec1 when i had a humongous quarrel with someone me and my other friends thought was really bossy (cf haha! or was it ct wdv) but it turned out that she's actually quite nice so we got over it and were friends again by the end of the year HAHAHA (sounds weird)

:( unpleasant while it lasted though
but of course we cant blame them, right? it's not their fault

not indeed i hope this blows over too like it happened in sec1 it must be the angst around the house getting to me

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my dad sucks wtf.

WTF WTF

ok i know i shouldn't be saying this because as cassandra said:

"your parents have been like with you your whole life and sheltered fed and clothed you, and if you hate your parents you musn't be a very good friend either"

maybe i'm a half terrible friend because i think my mummy is the best mummy ever. THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF MY STUPID FATHER

i wondered why she married him and how she tolerates his nonsense about forcing people to say whatever pleases him

he doesnt even give a damn about me anyway, just about the pollution i make around the house (he causes more pollution btw, in every way - noise, air and land), space i take up and resources i use up.

HE ASKED MY MUM NOT TO COOK MY SHARE ALRIGHT AND I FUCKING WENT WITHOUT DINNER YESTERDAY NIGHT (oh well because i overslept and my mum didnt wake me, my dinner was there but HE DID ASK HER NOT TO COOK IT)

:(

he says things to my mum like why is your daughter talking over the phone again, why is she singing, why does she lock the door

AND WHEN I PRACTICE HE TELLS MY MUM I MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE BECAUSE IM DISTURBING HIS TV SHOW OR WHATEVER HE'S DOING (i may be lousy but i am not that lousy ok urgh)
but when my sister practices her violin with weird screeching sounds he just sits by, screams, forces her to continue and then pollutes the air (by smoking lol)

i hadn't even talked to him since last year

pft he's just . annoying (and he's not just any annoying, IT'S LIKE TERRIBLE TERRIBLY ANNOYING)

they say that normally your husband would be very like your father (or something).
I HOPE NOT MAN I'LL MAKE SURE MY HUSBAND ISN'T AN ANNOYING SELFASSUMING CHAUVINIST EEW

if he is, I'LL DIVORCE HIM AND MARRY ANOTHER GUY WHO TRULY CARES FOR THE WELLBEING OF HIS CHILDREN AND ME TOO :D

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anyway i have to uh haha (im not sure what i have to do)

AHH I JUST READ JINGQING'S BLOG ABOUT THE PART WHERE I AM ALWAYS SAYING IM IRRITATED AND PISSED -_-

LOL yea i admit i always say that,
BUT it's the same as when i say I HATE YOU and i don't really mean it, no?

yea so jingqinggggggg that shows im not an irritateble and pissful person :D AHHAHA

...

(oh yes i just posted because i read jq's entry haha!)

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i think im tone deaf

mastercard
There're some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's mastercard :D

identity card
has your freaking ugly black and white picture with your name and ic number and nationality and eew

memory card
saves your memorable moments
[like during presentation and you've forgotten to bring the thumbdrive with your precious ppt you've worked hard for, THERE'S THE MEMORY CARD AS BACKUP TADA -_-]

name card
helps guys jio girls :) ... and get business

membership card
ELEVATES YOUR STATUS with member priorities, privileges, DISCOUNTS (savings = more money = higher status)

ez-link card
BRINGS YOU PLACES on MRTs and buses (and helps to pay for mcdonalds haha)

sim card
POWERS UP YOUR LIFE
[LOL no handphone no life -_- people without handphones are like societal outcasts, no?]

report card
PAVES YOUR FUTURE
[...]

poker card
relieves boredom and it's just plain fun needless to say?

yet i've found the most powerful card of all.

it's called the PITY CARD
- gets you everything you desire and yearn for

to play this card all that is required is for you to be in a pathetic and miserable state
(or at least portray yourself to be)
and then act like nothing about your misery and the tragicness of your life affects you.

somehow,
people seem to get touched by the strong will you possess shown by how nonchalant you are to your state
and
in turn for not being that pathetic loser, they offer everything they can to make your life seem less piteous.

a person with real strong will does not sit back and watch how his/her life gets destroyed by adversity, but faces it in the face and does his/her best to conquer it.

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is it me or is it that i'm really a terrible person?

no i dont think so.

THEN WHAT IS IT??
PUZZLES, HUHH??

I GUESS IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU DONT EVEN BOTHER TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS PROPERLY

what am i to you man _|_

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whatever

.

:(

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i wish i could carry out a fluent and persuasive speech without having to stop halfway and say that i give up explaining because that really sucks

shucks to make up for my guilt i spent my whole night practicing on my flute

(i wanted to end that statement with a '!!!' but oh well you know GUILTTTT??)

one whole night without thinking about orientation (im still short of logistics to be ready before 22nd), homework and tshirt thing :(

i still feel guilty ok grah havent seriously practised for so long i think on wed i sure cmi but it's ok! because im trying my best now -_- (not like it will work la shit)

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anyway, it's really late now i'm going to sleep soon THERE'S BAND CAMP TOMORROWWWW

i just posted just to show that i havent died and lost hope after i found out no one reads my blog
(i already knew it like long ago, not posting about it doesnt mean im not facing reality or whatever you know)

SOME PEOPLE havent even completed their homework,
AND THEY'RE OVERSEAS ENJOYING THEI LAST 2 WEEKS OF THE HOLIDAYS!!

[see, i told you we should have met up again that day urgh -_-]

i've got nothing much to say.

EXCEPT THAT OMG YOU SUCK AND STINK LIKE RUBBISH

you know the kind you find in dustbins?
YES THOSE KIND !!!

however your bulbous nose and icky, frizzly hair does do your looks some justice

btw, please don't flame me for this, because if anyone were to know who i was referring to, THEY'D PROBABLY AGREE WITH ME TOO!!!

i hate the waySSSSS you talk

the first way you talk is as though you're the purest, most innocent little angel (oh let me puke please)
and then when you turn your back you talk as though you are the almighty king and ruler of the pathetic worthless creatures (which makes you nothing you piteous prat)

urgh :( i hate disliking people

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heh, dont be jealous that my butch hairstyle is 10 times cooler than yours :D
[and my hair makes me look cuter than you wheee~ ]

no point staring HEHE :)

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hmm i've came to a conclusion

& not in any leg-involved manner.

after my thorough investigations and profound analysis,
i've realised that

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NO ONE ACTUALLY READS MY BLOG! -__-
(haha except liwen so well that's a bonus)

i'm thus put under much pressure and have set myself upon a labyrinthine process to come up with a crucial yet difficult decision
haha i was just kidding

wait for it.
wai

ok whatever don't have to wait it's just below

I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT TADA!

:D

TADA!

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lol whatever tada

it's shixun's birthday tomorrow

LOL MAN LOLOLOL

that girl is such a bitch (haha) but .

sometimes you have to face the truth :(

you're probably surprised the cassette isn't green (i am too HAHA) but this colour is :D

AND TODAY IS A :D DAY !

quoted from one of my smses

"i'm sorry i love you :( if you're reading this (whoever you are), please do not jump into conclusions that i'm referring to ___ (however true it might be), as conclusions are never nice to jump to, they're nicer to hop or run to, and yet upon arrival you might realise that what you've sweated for isn't worth it as you may have gotten the wrong idea, so that's why i advise you never to assume or presume or conclude in a very leg involved manner, it'll only result in disappointment beyond the strands of alphabets that are found in the thick book of explanations and a great dip in your ego"

woah what a long AND INTERESTING sms right :DD

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ah btw in case uhm (i dont know how to spell the name) ever reads this

PLEASE NEVER EVER SMILE TO ME AGAIN :D no uhm no offence you're really cute just dont smile please


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no i dont have many theories (except that pimples one and that leg activties induce farting HAHA and that all males are alberts)

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(please insert my screensaver face here)

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(I AM A LITTLE ANGEL:D)

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THIS IS REALLY UNFAIR :( THIS IS SO UNFAIR

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

no im sorry i dont

noooooooo i dont knowwwwww

THIS IS SO UNFAIR WHY DONT YOU JUST DO IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

:( I DONT KNOW

IM LIKE TRYING TO PUNCH THE KEYS OUT OF ALBERT OMGGGG

WTFFF??? WHY AM I DOING THIS TO ALBERT IM SORRY ALBERT

this is driving me crazy I AM CRAZY D:

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

nonono im rlly sorry i dont mean it i really love you alot

NO I DONT. YOU HATE ME TOO RIGHT I MEAN WTF ISNT THAT OBVIOUS YOU DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MY EXISTANCE

:( please dont tell me that my dream wont come true because i already know that but i just like fantasising and laughing and feeling happy about it

you dont even reply my smses no im not expecting you to i just like smsing you and disturbing you and hoping you exceed your smsing limit while smsing that i dont know who

nono i shant think about it and continue to live in happy oblivion

HAPPY OBLIVION LALALA~
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i wonder what is the world turning to

someone can just go into the middle of the road and start to act like a goose
& everyone would just be too busy doing their own little thing

(except for driving, you can't drive with someone acting like a goose in the middle of the road. there would be honking though.)

if i really did see someone doing that, i would go join that person.

instead of standing by the roadside looking at him/her saying OMGWTF? or pointing middle finger at that person

coz pointing middle finger doesn't really help (waste of energy too do you know how much energy it takes to close all your other fingers? our hands aren't made to do that)
and
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it might encourage that person to change to acting like a gorilla and start jumping on cars

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im going to listen to a nice happy song to make me happier and hopefully nicer

ok wtf that thing in the middle of my screen is just making more angsty :(

LOL i just saw a really disturbing music video it seemed like everyone was having fits or something im serious (no guessing what video it is tsktsk HAHA ill get flamed) the song was really nice though the video kinds of distracted me from the song LOL

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''Love is when you shed a tear and still want him, it's when he ignores you and you still love him, it's when he loves another girl but you still smile and say I'm happy for you, when all you really do is cry. ''

i copied that from jennifer's blog a long long time ago btw.

ehhhhhh wth man. anyone who fufills the above is nothing less than an idiot. you shouldn't be loving an idiot!

might as well love me (i'm really cute too), i'll love you back equally much :D:D [haha self advertisement!]

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i think.

teeths are what make people attractive :)

imperfect teeth, that is.

let me enlist the help of visual aids to illustrate what i mean.

LOOK AT THIS GUY :O :D

heh shuai :D
(what you going to say i have bad taste again-_-)

SEE HIS TEETH OK!
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OMG!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKEEEEE :OO CUTE HAHA


OMGGGGGG HIS SMILE IS HAHAHAHAHAHAH
tantalizing

*calm and composed face*

if you are already wearing braces, i'm not advising you to remove them right this instant
but maybe think about how much cuter you would be without them :)

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i think i must have had been sad and lonely in my past life.

FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE YOU'RE EXPERIENCING THE AFTER EFFECTS OF SMOKING IDIOT

:(

i love my mummy

"you've been so wonderful, you deserve a bee today."
-newilauhc

you don't know about my phobia for bees, and you don't want to know.

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please just curl up in a corner and die.

ok no. stay there and think.

think about the things you've done in the past which changed the course of someone else's life

think about the words that left your lips before you could process them in your brain (or before you could think about pressing the enter button) that affected another deeply

think about why some people like to eat bananas, rambutans & mangosteens while others like to eat sauseges, hams &eggs.

i strongly believe that something i said has set someone thinking

something along the lines of
"the sky may be high, but I have wings to fly"

maybe the day you told someone she was fat and ugly and initiated a twoweek-long cold war with her
she starts to punch every other person who passes such criticism of people.

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it's been almost a year ever since .

sometimes i forget and wonder why it happened
yet i don't really want to know

i shut my ears to my surroundings, to sounds which brought upon this

i know avoiding the problem and pretending it doesn't exist won't eradicate it
but it does ameliorate my predicament .

what can i do?

every time i wish i could live in silence,
i remind myself of the laughter and joy sounds brings.

if you think i'm noisy

think again

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on a higher note
(if that was a C this is probably a G)
PERIODS SUCK!

hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

maybe i'm in no position to say this

afterall i seldom suffer from stomach cramps
(MY AFTER-CONSUMTION-OF-LACTOSE STOMACHACHES ARE 1000000 TIMES WORSE THAN THE CRAMPS I SUFFER FROM GRAAAHHHH)

and i only have mine like once in 2 or 3 months

BUT STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL????????????

i needn't continue. you know what i mean.

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i feel sad all of a sudden

PLEASE COME ONLINE AND TALK TO ME!

:( please?

this portion is only in green because green makes me happy

my upstairs neighbours are either moving house, or trying to tear down their house.

either way, it's annoying.
annoying to a large extend

maybe it would be good if the annoyance(s) moved out.

"fellow n00bos please do not despair,
as you have stepped right into liwen's lair."

- newilauhc

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ORIENTATION.
:D
again. again. again.

2nd dec, 1st dry run.

grah im such a failure :(
the group i took (refer to appendix 1) didn't even get to complete everything:(
but they were fun yay! thank goodness

APPENDIX1 :O

HEH this photo doesn't reveal anything about anything. it's like weird HAHAHHAHA

LETS WORK HARD FOR SCHOOL RUN!
.

i know what you're thinking.

but nono school run isn't the name of orientation, school run is just

...

school run.

oh and HINTS!
[everybody lovesssss hints]
hints hints hints~

before everything else, you would have to make 10 turns on the spot, sing the school song in your highest voice and do headstands.

you would also need to collect 10 porcupines so as to get THE ULTIMATE BONUS

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when productive matters are absent from your brain
you start to do crazy things.

when there isn't band/discussions/evils (aka homework) haunting me and i'm not mapling
i start to do crazy things.

example:
DRAWING AN ANIME VERSION OF MYSELF

wait for it.
wait for it.
wait for appendix 2.1

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TADAAAA~

APPENDIX2.1


HAHA!

i know my eyes are 1/4 of those on my anime version
but anime characters without big eyes aren't called anime characters anymore

in case you were about to add that,
"omg liwen no? that's like so wrong! your hair isn't like that! that's a bird nest."
then please refer to appendix 2.2

yea but afterall anime characters always have totally impossible hairstyles
...

unless you use 10 bottles of hairspray or have naturally sticky gluey hair.

APPENDIX2.2


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upon here thereafter,
i wish to proclaim my sanity to be that of a mentally stable being

yet time and again evidences and proofs show that thus a proclaimation may have been an understatement


ITS IRENE HERE says:
a stroke of creativity
HAHAHAH

NEWILAUHC says:
i just know when you added me chow was using my com
so chow just shouted its irene here
so i never see your stroke

ITS IRENE HERE says:
what stroke

NEWILAUHC says:
yours is just a stroke
MINE IS A BLOB
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AINT HE THE CUTEST THINGGGGGG?????
AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ITS IRENE HERE says:
uh no
nothing works on me MUAHAHHAHAHAAH

NEWILAUHC says:
MANNNN
look at the hamsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
MY SECOND FAVOURITE HSJ GUY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ITS THE SAME GUY AS BEFORE IN CASE YOU'RE RLLY A NUTSHELL

ITS IRENE HERE says:
what?!
im NOT a nutshell
im a banana peel
_|_

NEWILAUHC says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
wtf
thats just as bad

ITS IRENE HERE says:
eh wait
arent they the same guy

NEWILAUHC says:
YA LA!!!!!!!!
OMG I TOLLLDDDDDDDD YOUUUU YOUU ARE A NUTTTTTTTTTTSHEEELLLLL!!!!!
NUT SHELL HAHAHHAHAHA

ITS IRENE HERE says:
btw bright red hairband cool hm

NEWILAUHC says:
HAHAHAHA
right
I BRING LIME GREEN ONE AHAHA OWNN
I PWNNNNNN YOUUUUUU

so, you get the idea.

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NEWILAUHC

isn't a song or a company or an anime or a show or shampoo or soap or chocolate or undergarment brand or my idol or soft drinks or pimple cream or . or , or ! or ?

it isn't newly launched either.

IT'S MY NAME SPELT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION
[CHUALIWEN / NEWILAUHC]

finally i find something cool about my name :)

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i love

bbqs.

and there's bbq at heather's house this friday! (which is technically tomorrow)

THANKS HEATHER WHEE~
i can't wait

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i think i look like a rodent in the following picture.

:D:D:D:D

i was looking at my cute rodenty face in the mirror.

OMG! post-its on my table.
about what? ORIENTATION AND EVIL (aka homework)


MEET FURBALLS GENERERATION 2 -
ARTHUR

this time round, do learn to have a sense of responsibility and try not to burst furballs.

trying is not good enough

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stop saying try try try

just by trying you would never get anything done for the next century

except more tries
&more tries
&more tries

OMG HSJ!! :O
(first time i posted about them :D)





grah individual icons don't show much

Yuto: Well, snow crabs are delicious. Crabs are really good

Ryutaro: Yeah but in snow crabs view, they might be like “why are you guys fishing me”

Yuto: Oh yeah

Ryutaro: Don’t they have feelings?

Nakajima: Yeah. There are crabs out there saying “eat more of me, too”

.

Okamoto: Oh and since a while ago… I started drinking milk. My height grew a lot.

Ryutaro: Really!?

Okamoto: Yeah, Ryutaro, you should grow …. Drink too

Ryutaro: I don’t drink milk. When you drink too much, don’t you have to go to the bathroom a lot?

Okamoto: Hmm? Well, your constipation will get better. Your constipation will really really get better. Bowel movement

Ryutaro: What’s wrong? Are you going to get goofy soon?

Okamoto: Well, yeah they’d make you want to go to the bathroom but, you don’t lose anything out of it

Ryutaro: You’re right

Okamoto: You won’t drink it? You just don’t want to drink them?

Ryutaro: I don’t want. Maybe a little

Okamoto: No?

Ryutaro: Yeah

Okamoto: You don’t want to get taller?

Ryutaro: I’m growing. I’m up to 160.

Okamoto: Yeah?

Ryutaro: I think

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haha sorry.