WHEE! i finally got to tell everyone (i could find a chance to talk to) about what happened yesterday's yesterday

because

IRENE'S BACK! (for a day but it's better than nothing eh?)

[im sorry about the following but irene's comments are always like the weirdest things you can think of, so.. i'm going to post it :D]

lets start with the part where she called me a bitch

ITS IRENE HERE says:

IM BACKKKKKK

NEWILAUHC says:

OH HEY!

i was just about to go bathe

-_____- call me later

hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm ?

ITS IRENE HERE says:

I WANNA GO ONLINE BUT * IS ONLINE FUCK HAHAHAH

NEWILAUHC says:

?? -___- wtf

just block

ITS IRENE HERE says:

but my other frens will know!

D:

NEWILAUHC says:

LOL who cares?

thats what all the fun is about it you know

LIKE OMG SHE BLOCKED ME I MUST BE A JERK

ITS IRENE HERE says:

URGHHHH

LOL YOU ARE A BITCH

as in so

LOL

NEWILAUHC says:

LOL what? -___-

ITS IRENE HERE says:

buzzzzz

(yea i know what buzz right? what buzz??)

ITS IRENE HERE says:

LOL

they say that if you put a pic

of someone as your wallpaper

NEWILAUHC says:

HAHAHAHHA yea?

uhhuh

ITS IRENE HERE says:

if noone finds it in 3 weeks

he/she will like you

HAHAHAH

NEWILAUHC says:

rlly?

serious?

ok not serious.

BECAUSE IN THAT CASE ALOT OF GUYS (and girls? including celebrities) WOULD HAVE LOVED ME ALREADY!

...

so that proves that irene's theory is wrong
or rather, "THEIR" theory (she said something like they said something something right?)

you should never listen to what "they" say

"they" say the stupidest things like IF YOU EAT 10 DIFFERENT KINDS OF FISHES FOR 10 DAYS YOU WOULD GET 10 A+S!!

like wtf if i eat 20 different fishes, i get 20 A+s? I DON'T EVEN HAVE 20 SUBJECTS TO GET A+s FOR!

yesterday dyllis was yelling at me (if she types in CAPS you assume she's yelling?)
that she was going crazy

and we proceeded to have a hilarious conver but damn I DELETED IT so

:( sad then

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i have a swollen eye now

it hurts like ..
ok im not exactly sure what hurts on the same level as my swollen eye

maybe it's because what happened today

today as i was opening the door to pay for the pizza my mum ordered (YAY I HAD PIZZA FOR LUNCH), I SAW SOMEONE WATERING MY PLANTS!!

wtf?? :O shocking shocking. i didn't know my mum hired someone from the plant-watering service.

i mean how common is such a thing especially in HDB flats?!
not like we have a huge 10000sqft garden with towering trees and lustrous bushes - all we have are just some measly almostdying PLEASESAVEME kind of potted plants

turned out that he was my new neighbour
(contrary to popular belief, neighbours arent just those people who live nextdoor, they can stay in the next block and be your neighbour too. but this neighbour of mine stays on the 11th floor)

DAMNIT MAN HE'S FROM THE FAMILY WHO HAS BEEN DISTURBING MY PEACEFUL AFTERNOONS BY DRILLING HOLES AND KNOCKING DOWN ALL THE WALLS IN THEIR HOME BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE PARENTS THINK THAT THERE'S NO NEED FOR DOORS OR WALLS WHILE HAVING EHEM

yea so he says HI
and i obviously ask him WHY ARE YOU WATERING MY PLANTS
and so he said COME LET ME HELP YOU HOLD YOUR PIZZA
i was totally thinking OMG DONT TOUCH MY PIZZA JUST TELL ME WHY ARE YOU URGH

but still he ended up helping me

BECAUSE!! while fumbling with the boxes of piping hot food & the money i tried to give the pizza man,
I DROPPED THE BOTTLE OF PEPSI (you know the ones pizza always comes with?) ON MY FEET!

and my new neighbour kept asking, "are you ok are you ok"

well obviously I WASNT i had just suffered from a 5kg impact on my barefeet!!

and what's worse was that my sister had to come and retrieve the pepsi bottle from the floor AND SHE OPENED THE CAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

horrors of horrors everyone knows what happens when you open a bottle of gassy drink after you've just shaken it

THE PEPSI GUSHED OUT OF THE BOTTLE LIKE WE WERE THROWING A PARTY OF SOME KIND

i was hopping around on the pepsi covered floor clinging on to the PIPING HOT pizza while it scalded my arm

thank goodness my neighbour had enough sense to pluck the money out from my clenched fist to pay the pizza man or else i would have suffered from further humiliation

so that about concludes my bruise on my feet

... wait this was supposed to be about my eye. -___- oh sorry haha!

(anw, in case anyone was wondering my neighbour was trying to 'adapt'?? or something. and i've pardoned him for the plantspace intrusion because he's really really cute:) )

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:)