mastercard
There're some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's mastercard :D

identity card
has your freaking ugly black and white picture with your name and ic number and nationality and eew

memory card
saves your memorable moments
[like during presentation and you've forgotten to bring the thumbdrive with your precious ppt you've worked hard for, THERE'S THE MEMORY CARD AS BACKUP TADA -_-]

name card
helps guys jio girls :) ... and get business

membership card
ELEVATES YOUR STATUS with member priorities, privileges, DISCOUNTS (savings = more money = higher status)

ez-link card
BRINGS YOU PLACES on MRTs and buses (and helps to pay for mcdonalds haha)

sim card
POWERS UP YOUR LIFE
[LOL no handphone no life -_- people without handphones are like societal outcasts, no?]

report card
PAVES YOUR FUTURE
[...]

poker card
relieves boredom and it's just plain fun needless to say?

yet i've found the most powerful card of all.

it's called the PITY CARD
- gets you everything you desire and yearn for

to play this card all that is required is for you to be in a pathetic and miserable state
(or at least portray yourself to be)
and then act like nothing about your misery and the tragicness of your life affects you.

somehow,
people seem to get touched by the strong will you possess shown by how nonchalant you are to your state
and
in turn for not being that pathetic loser, they offer everything they can to make your life seem less piteous.

a person with real strong will does not sit back and watch how his/her life gets destroyed by adversity, but faces it in the face and does his/her best to conquer it.

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is it me or is it that i'm really a terrible person?

no i dont think so.

THEN WHAT IS IT??
PUZZLES, HUHH??

I GUESS IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU DONT EVEN BOTHER TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS PROPERLY

what am i to you man _|_

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whatever

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:(

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i wish i could carry out a fluent and persuasive speech without having to stop halfway and say that i give up explaining because that really sucks