"can you all not laugh at me? make me feel like laughing too."

... (everyone looks away trying to suppress laughter)

"like that still very funny leh. can you look at me but don't laugh?"


sl0r -__- shit load of rubbish

"this is so dui lian. i will disguise my voice so no one will know it's me."
-lee meng ran (haha! everyone who reads this will now know it's you)

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VIAGRAHOLICS
:O i didn't even know such a thing existed

in case there are some n00bzxzx who do not know what viagra is

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MR. Very Impressive Antidote for Growth in Remote Areas (sildenafil citrate) used to treat erectile dysfunction [read more on wikipedia.com]

... also means help you have an erection easier -__-

but before you rush into taking viagra,
I HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU! :D
WATERMELON IS A NATURAL VIAGRA!
so all guys who eat watermelon daily (like me! although im not a guy) please grab some confetti now

read abour it here - talks about the amazing fruit

lol fine im so outdated, actually irene was the one who showed me the july article about it in the TODAY'S newspaper (as in Today's, not today's)

i think it's something like
"watermelon contains some amino acid when taken in large quantities can be converted into something something which increases your something something level and dilute your blood vessel"
(ok whatever im lousy at this)

yala so complicated might as well get a prescription for viagra if you suffer from the dysfunction -__-

you must like gobble down 10 watermelons or something for it to work i think

so during the watermelon season they should have such advertisements: STOCK UP FOR MORE PLEASURE :D then the watermelon uncle will be super happy

(OMG NO WONDER THIS NEWS CAME UP IN JULY, THE WATERMELON SEASON LA OMG im like so lag-_-)

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WANYING SAID IM A PEDO BECAUSE I SAID I LOVE RYUTARO BECAUSE HE GREW MUCH MUCH TALLER VERY CUTE

HAHAHA im not a pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_________-

i mean wtf, don't tell me you like a guy who looks like he's 80++, matured and weathered?

what would you rather?
experienced or experiences?
"D

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to prove that im a stupid zilian cool emo punkzx
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LOOK AT MY OMGPLEASEPUNCHMYFUCKINGZILIANFACE FACE

(uh to tell you the truth i thought the photo looked quite cute on my handphone but i guess handphones are as deceiving neoprints and I AM REALLY NOT PHOTOGENIC )

and my cool emo punkzx bag

(ok this was just a laptop bag i bought from popular $49 only!!! hahaha im such a cheapo)

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shucks la my b key on the keyboard is spoilt have to press so many times -__-