the spider ran away OH REALLY?!

Friday, February 29, 2008

nicole is just so cute

[c=3] the Gang Green Gang .[/c] anti-zuowen company says:

he looks nice

like all friendly and human.

I ROCK WOKS DUDE . // %shit.you says:

gah u have a problem with your eyes

cute doesn't = friendly and human (? uh wtf. then alien ar)

cute = damnit there must be something seriously wrong about him

[c=3] the Gang Green Gang .[/c] anti-zuowen company says:

ohh. and i tot it was bubbly adorable prince cute.

lol shit it. i should have known the way u think/

think you're right lor. i think i have problematic eyes



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[c=3] the Gang Green Gang .[/c] problematic eyes ._. see you? says:

i mean. i tot he was singular

I ROCK WOKS DUDE . // %shit.you says:

singular?

HAHAH wad singular


LOL WHAT SINGULAR? I THOUGHT IT WAS SINGLE

[c=3] the Gang Green Gang .[/c] problematic eyes ._. see you? says:

new term = creativity = innovative = thats just me!



HAHAHHA
that was meant to be a joke right?

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im such a meaningless crap
im SEC3 THIS YEAR CAN YOU IMAGINE?

to think that i thought being a sec3 was so wonderfully old and distant when i was in sec1 and looking at all the sec3s like their opinions are everything.
do the sec1s think that my opinions are everything too? HAHA OK WTF

but still. i look at those older than me and think the same way i did. ah the cycle goes on
i wonder what will i think when i reach that olderly age

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nicole sure takes long to drink her milk

is she drinking from a cow?

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

out of sight out of mind?
o.O

not when you lose your shirt in the canteen
&wonder"did someone just eat it up?"

and you keep thinking about someone eating up your shirt
and the shirt-eating sight keeps coming back to mind
and the image stays there refusing to budge
and you wonder "WHERE ON EARTH IS IT?"

uhm. i wasnt the one who lost my shirt. ;D
did YOU lose it?

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hx drives me crazy.

after i met her in the canteen i became crazy.

ORGAN SATION
there're anions and cations. what about sations?

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LIFE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH IVE EVER KNOWN URGHHH

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

I'VE JUST WHILED MY NIGHT TALKING TO QIYA ABOUT SOMETHING HANXI WOULD SMACK ME FOR >.<

WHILE WHILE WHILE WHILE WHILE WHILE WHILE WHILE WHILE

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MSN kinda sucks.

i can never seem to get enthu or high with people like cas or hx or yanci or yz and yet. we're so crazy in real life

THUS msn is a lousy representation of how people get along
so qiya cheer up.

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WE CHANGED SEATS AGAIN urgh

for the bloody 3rd time this MONTH

:( i was just about getting use to jessica and karen. dang

Saturday, February 23, 2008

1. EMOness
tens&hundreds of thousands of people die of emoing every year

they murder people get hanged
jump off buildings
slice their body parts
choke themselves on fishballs
poke themselves crazy
tear off precious hair and haiZXZX

BUT MOSTLY PEOPLE
emo and blog emo and blog TURN RED and die

that's the most pathetic way of dying

2. JEALOUSY
if the world has nothing to be jealous of
no one would work and strive for what they want


but jealousy doesn't = badmouthing people and plotting murder schemes

jealousy is like smling to yourself and your mouth is half the size of your face.

then you realise you smiled too widely

and then you depart this life during the process called
EMBARASMENT


3. DESPOsity
cheer for DESPOsities, freaks

DESPOsity is the event of drinking the last sip of water from a mug which happens to be thesalivamug (ok lets not talk about the saliva mug)

the taste of con acids
corrode your insides . eating up your heart . chewing on the lungs . lapping up your bloody veins

leaving you EMPTY of insides . unfeeling . heartless crap

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"if life doesn't kill you, it isn't life."

the 2 most sadistic people i know are cas and tj. : DD
LETS WATCH FI NALDESTI NATION 4 NEXT YEAR!!

this was what this post is about

Thursday, February 21, 2008

jessica has just ruined my life .

there's nothing more to it. &nothing less.

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I would like to contradict the statement which cas (www.ieatpinkmoons.blogspot.com) made which was "smart stuff cannot happen in stupid weeks and viceversa"

sounds like my "everyday is a happy day but unhappy things happen in happy days" right
&that's precisely the reason im going to contradict this statement.

To prove my point that stupid stuffs can happen in smart weeks, I shall recall the incident which happened to me this week. :)
I did not study for my chemistry test until yesterday (and my test was today) and that was a good and extremely smart thing. If I had studied earlier, my facts would have long been forgotten or mixed up. Being given more time, I would have gone on to remember the chemical formulas, which would be a dumb thing to do, given that it was not tested. Thus this is a smart thing that I did.
It so happened that it not only happened to be a stupid week, but a stupid day as well. In the morning, I woke up forgetting to put on my skirt (while changin on the bed haha) and I almost walked out without my skirt. That was a stupid thing that made the week stupid. Furthermore I had made mrskumaran extend my tiewearing week URGH by thinking I left it at home when it was in my bag all along.



To further emphasize my point, stupid or smart weeks are depended on a person's or persons' perspective. So a week can be changed from being stupid or smart based on YOU.


YOU have the power to change the future
YOU have a decision to make
YOU can make your world a better place


SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

CHANGE YOUR STUPID WEEKS TO SMART WEEKS TODAY ~



ahh i love cas's dumbness :) &mine too

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INTONATION
= EVERYTHING
= the very in G

my G is always out. wait. all my notes are out :(

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at first i thought i was the cutest person in 2B07.
i was wrong

I AM THE CUTEST PERSON EVER!



DISCLAIMER:

please do not take this claim it seriously as it may result in emotional unstability or dislocation of jaws during extreme laughter.


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hx says she's never going to fail HCL Olvl coz she's DEFINETLY NOT TAKING CLL IN YEAR5&6. o.O
she said she's not going to be short and irritating too

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wsy's like a thousand times nicer than sx
yea but so what who cares? :)

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your apology deadline is : 11JUNE2008

please enclose your particulars together with the letter of apology and deliver it personally to the 1st row 3rd table from the door of class 3D. upon late submission, your life would be ruined just like mine.

thankyou for kind attention. your cooperation is greatly appreciated.



--- ILOVENUTS ---

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

cas's weird theology

♥Cassandra doesnt think its a terrific grade. says:

hahaha

it does

see

You are a WO MAN

WO = Weirdly Odd

Since weird = odd

Weirdly odd = Double odd

Double odd can also be Bi-odd (since bi = double in chemistry)

So,

you are also a BO MAN

BO can also mean Body Odour



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im turning into a bore.

im losing my randomness craziness lameness. :(

I NEED A DAILY DOSAGE OF CHEMICALHX

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the way cas types ;D in our conver is .

DO YOU ACTUALLY FREEZE INTO ;D EVERY 1 MINUTE?
how do you even make that face?

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when i look out of the bus window
"gosh she's so emo."

but all im thinking about is a lorry driving past the bus so i can wave to the lorry driver and sees if he waves back at me.

when i stand by the railings looking at the field
"who's she looking at?"

but i just want the wind to blow my hair back into shape (it doesnt work btw)

when i keep touching my neck
"is her neck really that itchy?"

but im trying to prevent cockroaches from falling on my neck (ITS DAMN SCARY OMG)

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why are we slogging our guts out for?

if the world comes to an end,

to us it's THE END
to someone else it's THE STARTING OF NEW LIFE (you know that saying)
to another may just be nothing (like how the death of a SINGLE cell within us feels)

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zxzx

:D LIFE IS SO WONDERFUL

yea like real. i have so much homework to do and tests to study for and assignments to chiong .

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if i was autistic

i would be able to complete those formulas for life i keep thinking i have no time for.

i could write a book about it

i should stop posting now and start on geog.

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REMEDIAL ROCKS MY SOCKS
i wonder why people say "rocks my socks"

how can you rock a sock?
isnt wobble a better word?

maybe because it rhymes
but wok fork lock rhymes too

imagine saying REMEDIAL ROCKS MY WOKS -.- haha ok

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

BITCHING ROTS YOUR TEETH.
how can something so nice be so horrible?

cas sheryl &i were talking about

THE SELFISHNESS OF THE GREAT UGLINESS. aka gnipial

actually i think it should be the selfishness of the great ugly (THEGREATUGLY being a noun), but cas insists that THE GREAT UGLINESS (which is a noun like THEGREATDEPRESSION) is more appropraite

- reluctantness to use free hands
- compromising for the benefit of oneself
- irresponsibility to one's convenience
- adnormal sleep habits (causing inconvenienve to others)
- speech of white lies to cover up for unwillingness to help
- lack of sacrificial spirit of a pencil


i think the ACE and geog essay got the better of me. (with all the points taking)

actually i dont bitch much, because hx believes
BITCHING ROTS YOUR TEETH.

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don't you just love me?
nope i prefer kuaytiao

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I shall dedicate a paragraph to the word LIKE.

today was like totally sian. like how the chinese teacher like talked about flushing babies down the toilet bowl. that's like totally sick. smashing agar cubes are like damn fun. they're like soft and squishy. chem was like totally -.-

im like sick of using like in every sentence
oh i realised i use totally after the likes

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some statements are rightish
some statements are wrongish
MY statements are liwenish. :D

once u can imagine a person standing in front of you
without closing your eyes/ that person being actually there,

you've reached the level of ULTIMATE OBSESSION.

Monday, February 11, 2008

ok the photo i promised



credits: www.ieatpinkmoons.blogspot.com


DAMNN i look so dumb


why did i open my legs so wide?

so that i wont block suqin's face (not that im tall enough to do it)


oh i was wearing blackandwhite like joyce yay
&why is yunzhen looking at me and not at the camera?


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im goin to dedicate 1paragraph to yesterday.


ytd's kbox was so -.- vanessa soloed all her cantonese songs because nobody else knew how to sing them. cas &i sang the doggie in the window song! HHAHA and daren lost his voice (too) coz he broke all the high notes. i decided that sean is desperate. :D quoted from cas (although she thinks everyone is, she may think YOU ARE DESPERATE TOO :O) van's overalls were . :) haha our steamboat was such a flop. :( DON'T ASK ME WHY I CHOSE THAT PLACE. i bet fawn did what sheryl said, to flip open the yellowpages and randomly pick one place to eat. BOILED BACONS ARE GROSS. boiled chickens look so HAHA


ok end of dedicated paragraph.


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♥Cassandra will bring marshmallows tmr. says:

LOL

u take hours to post

short posts

guys at 15 aren't supposed to look good huh? // %shit.you says:

YEA

tts how you can feel the life in each post.



how true is that man.

nono i mean the life part and not the guys at 15 part.


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absence.
makes me forget about people.


that's precisely the reason why absence makes the heart fonder


because absence allows you to forget about people's flaws
because absence delusionises you into believing a non-existent perfection
because absence is good for people with stm (like me.)


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[ANZIO rocks 0607] ilovechipmunks. says:

i wanted to ask you do u think there's a stupid bio quiz tmr

guys at 15 aren't supposed to look good huh? // %shit.you says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

im not sure

and i dont know why i typed tt long haha

when im not even laughing


but isn't it dumb to sit in front of the com
laughing at a lifeless object?


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INTRODUCING THE TCW!
thousand window conversations

people wth TCW may believe in their popularity
- such that everyone wants to engage in a profound conversation with them.

not stating whether their belief is errorneous or not.

but its ok when tcw just lags your com.
(do you feel the sourgrapeness in me? HAHA)


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nights. oh woah it's really still nighttime.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

I shall post about today today and tomorrow.
OBVIOUSLY THESE ARE ALL MY PICTURES WAIT TOMORROW FOR THE CLASS ONE DON'T BE IRRITATING.


YAY I LOVE MY OUTFIT although you cant see it

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in case you all are wondering
my face is still intact
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urgh i think i shall delete this post.
i hate ppl thinking i like showing off my face (however true it may be).
anyway you use your phone to take pictures of yourself and others and not only of other
because thats plain stupid.
how can you prove you know that person if you're not in the photo too?

whenever i do this and expect good marks for my essay i'll fail terribly.
im researching on the topic of childlabourinindiabrazilandturkey btw.

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if you really find the way i post weirdly entertainingly thoughtprovoking

you should check all my links.

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ok i really got to sleep soon.
but i think i'll dream of the violationsofhumanrights ive just read about.

maybe 1 more minute.

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And eew, Sherrie sounds disgusting okay Liwen. ):

i'm sorry sher ly.
but you lost someone who would always say i love you? omg maybe junkai typed that.

i wonder what would mine say.

something like.
YOU SHOULD EAT MORE ONIONS AND LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR.

someone define my name? :D uh please?

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i think im morphing into hanxi.

the way she claims everyone copies her.
& the way i say ppl copy me yb gniod siht.

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fairytales corrupt minds with falsities.
(falsities being false statements)

it makes you believe that life could be a choose-your-own-adventure book.

but we would have to live terribly long for that.
like how i take 3 days to complete a book with happenings of 30minutes.

but so what?
my fantasies consists of the thousand and one options to a decision.

not that my decisions make me unstupid.
gosh just think of the COUNTLESS dumb things i did.

bu4sheng4mei2ju3

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maybe 2 minutes

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i couldnt wait for tomorrow thinking tj would go.

i cant wait for tomorrow thinking tj wouldnt make it.

aint i being such a daren?

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sorry computer for overworking you.

please don't explode in my face.

oh sheesh. its so early in the morning.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

people who talk to themselves are thinkers.

not to say people who don't talk to themselves are not thinkers, or people who talk to themselves cannot be other things like TALKERS. and another controversial part about this statement is that you may think you're talking to yourself, but there're other people around listening to what you have to say.

especially if you made a general statement like i did today. "the weather's good today. maybe it'll rain. maybe it wont rain. maybe i'll eat in school today."

&i heard wanying say. "people who talk to themselves are thinkers."

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i went vivo with cas today.
or did i?

the funny thing about it is

i dont remember anything about what we did in vivo. if we did go there that is.

maybe uhhhhh

OHYES! i remember cas saying

YOU SHOULDNT DISLIKE BARNEYS WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE ONE YOUSELF.

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ive got my new spectacles already!

although they're not cute like tj's specs
I LOVE THEM


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only sheryl cas fiona yunzhen joyce hanping and darick is online.

BLOODYHELL DID YOU LIKE CIRCLE HIS FACE ON THE YEARBOOK? ZOMFGWTF. HAHAHAHAHA LIWEN YOU'RE HILARIOUS oh yes you think.

Monday, February 4, 2008

step 1. double click on an online msn contact
step 2. stare at the opened conversation window
step 3. gape at the personal message
step 4. think about how smart that person is to have come up with it
step 5. continue staring
step 6. hope that the keyboard will start typing by itself

what? stupid?
maybe that's what i am then.

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why do i keep doing stupid and dumb things?
hm. good question.

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even if no one thinks so,
YOU STILL HAVE ME.

i was thinking if i keep eating fish and nothing else maybe i'll just cut myself and bleed bleed bleed to death.

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IM GETTING NEW SPECS.(oh finally after 4 years)

i wanted the specs that tj has (although he doesn't wear specs).

COZ TJ LOOKS SO CUTE IN THOSE SPECS!

but maybe not.

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nights. oh wait. its morning.

please stop asking what happened to my blouse. -.-

some smart ass had tried washing the bucket of paint and mo4shui3 last year.
Then the pail fell and splattered YELLOW paint on my blouse and black inky stuff on my nice already artisticly painted shoes.

&why am i removing the stains?
WELL! coz they can't be removed of course!
you think i like walking around looking like a banana ar

&why don't i buy new blouses?
because after next year i would be a YR5 and get sets of brand new uniform without any stains on them so don't waste money la.


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ive been getting lots of calls and smses from a certain person proving that we're fateless to meet.

all her smses and calls are like :
OMG SOANDSO IS IN THE CANTEEN/FOYER/GYM/TENNISCOURT/TOILET. -.- wth


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ugrh im so useless.

which buses do we take to get to 275 thomson road?


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MY PORTFOLIO WOULD FLAUNT ALL MY ARTISTIC LANGUAGE SKILLS.

i want to be a singer lawyer

Friday, February 1, 2008

everyday may be a happy day.
today is a happy day.

except that unhappy things happen on happy days too.

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im bugging people to have a postable conversation with me.
postable conversation = a funny/interesting/thought-provoking conversation

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so, you're really going KBOX with me? // %shit.you says:

anw daren

dun be too sad

coz i believe one day you'll become a hundred times more shuai4 and you can get a gf and i'll be glad i know you

HAHA

Daren i would if i could says:

lawl sian

do i nid be a hundred times more

so, you're really going KBOX with me? // %shit.you says:

nah.

Daren i would if i could says:

to geta girl friend

i tink 10 times is enuf

so, you're really going KBOX with me? // %shit.you says:

but. hm

maybe if u eat more onions it will work.

HAHAHA

10 times enough? wah you overestimate yourself la daren



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ok seems that the guys frm 2B07 are desperate to be shuai. coz darick asked me how many more times more shuai4 he needed to be.

im tempted to say he'll never make it.