WOAH HOW CUTE RIGHT :D (and these arent even the nicest of our designs omgomgomg!)

would you buy it would you buy it would you buy it omgomgomgomg i would i would i would!

hope our tshirts sell really well!

and that our weekend meetings would be productive and succesful yay!

please learn to love watermelon juice like i do

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im sorry for being an insensitive brat

it's funny how i try so hard to make myself laugh

and someone asks

are you nuts?

and i start laughing like crazy HAHAHA!

i mean. IT REALLY IS FUNNY RIGHT OMG HAHAHA

know all the symptoms and prevent them from showing

then you can succesfully counter it

counter being caught for lying

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if i close my eyes

anywhere . anytime . anyhow (?)

zZzZ

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i think talking to me on the phone is pure bliss.

:D right?

dum dee dum :/ what should i do? 11december wahahahahaha

sorry i'm like typing incoherently i like typing on the laptop keyboard because it's like soft and doesnt feel like pounding/ jabbing pork with my fingertips if only all keyboards were this nice and smooth and coperative i think i would just marry a keyboard and name him albert and enjoy a wonderful smooth life with the keyboard omg i'm typing incoherently

i hate this

i feel so .

fuck this sucks

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hello it has almost been a week but as usual probably no one had realised,
but that's beside the point

THE POINT IS
...

ok there isn't any point at all

afterall, points are just imaginary dots/spots/locations/whatever and maybe if we all take in a deep enough breath and close our eyes we would see them.

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what a great pity it is
- to take up a larger surface area than that of a normal person

"what?! are you saying i'm fat?"

oh you finally got it:D

when you try to deny this fact it and believe in diplomatic (but largely false) statements,

you would be so deluded that you lose your sense of judgement

BUT FRET NOT!

try out my new slimming technique

available for no monetary means at all~

you just have to ask for it and i'll provide you the advice suited to your every need!

(note: for a limited period only)

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i had scarily remembered what i was referring to many posts back

"this feels like those games where the more you do within a shorter time, the more you level up and beat the opponents who had more time and thus a higher level. but there are people who needn't do anything but time allows that person to level up faster to like 150 or something

and currently im at level 2! which isn't that bad considering the time i was given but there's someone who's already at level 64." -14AUGUST

craziness

i must've been crazy when i typed that

just fyi, i'm at level 70 now :)

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the thing about all public blogs is that no matter how open you try to be with your feelings, there're always things you can't say

EXAMPLE 1
one day you get really pissed and start posting things like

"WLAU THAT SON OF A B*TCH JAMESUA KENNIBIAL TISQYALE IS SUCH A F*CKING SCR*WED UP PERSON HE SHOULD JUST GO EAT SHIT AND GET KNOCKED DOWN BY A CAR AND MAY HIS F*CKING DISTORTED FACE NEVER BE RECOGNISED"

and the next day you would get sued and thrown in jail for slander and have your name printed in caps and bold in the newspaper

EXAMPLE 2
or maybe you feel the great need to express your undying love for someone

"OMG YOU KNOW THAT CHUALIWEN SO PRETTY AND CUTE AND DEMURE SHE'S THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER I HOPE ONE DAY SHE WOULD LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER AAAHH"
(sorry for illustration purposes only)

and you'd probably be what everyone talks about the next day (the newest and hottest gossip material)

.

so in such situations you would either have to

1. type un-understandable stuff (and risk not remembering what it was referring to)
2. lock up your blog

hm:/

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I Love Coincidences!

:)

they smile and shine down on you

like little happy angels

and make your whole day filled with wonderment, love & exuberance

but meeting schoolmates in the parade square where we're all supposed to be aren't coincidences

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i'm experiencing a brain jam

no brain jam isn't the mashy and sticky jam you get from squeezing the brain.

brain jam is a feeling when your brain feels jammed

when the gears get stuck

and refuse to turn
and no amount of oil can repair them
and you feel like lying down blasting music in your ears

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when I point my fingers at others, label them and pass undesirable, insensitive and negative remarks,

...

I fail to look at how much happier they are not giving a damn about what I think and how opinionated and self-centererd I really am.

i'm really sorry

it was me

i had been wrong all along

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on another note

IF YOU DON'T REPLY MY SMS OMG YOU'RE A HUGE FUCKTARD !!

-.- URGH!

hahahahahahaha

definition of a fucktard-
being a brainless jerk [AND NOT REPLYING SMSES!]

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zzz im jammed

the following statement is purely based on my opinion:

videos with only photos/pictures and background music are nothing more than slideshows which can be made using powerpoint

(so what's the big deal with calling it a video?)

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since when have i started worrying about such trival stuff?

:( this is indeed worrying

OHNO WHY AM I TEARING MY HAIR OVER SOMETHING SO MINOR OMGOMG I'M NOT PRACTICING WHAT I PREACH ONHO

but it's true that certain people are overly ______.

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ah i've just typed another substanceless post to past my time before i sleep :/ may all well go well and all evil get evil.

HAHA what am i talking about man

people of all sorts - fat, thin, tall, short

WAH ZHENGHUI SO WOOOH :D

-.-!

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hm very subtle eh?

ARSEHOLE, YOU SUCK! IS THIS CONSIDERED AS SUBTLE TOO?

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yes you're right if you think i merely posted just to mention that zh is WOOOH and the subtle thing.

i had actually researched on the emotional denial thing but i'm currently too tired to post about it so i shall do so tomorrow :D

AAAH LOL FINE I GOT BAD TASTE BAD TASTE BAD TASTE ==

i really think the cute guy really very cute ok :(

you just hurt my feelings

... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG SO CUTE SO SHUAI4 I'M HYPERVENTILATING !!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH~

(he's only 18 :DDDDDDDD)

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tomorrow's the day :(

I'M SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED!

don't think so much?

NOT AS EASY AS BRUSHING TEETH MAN

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no one actually visits my blog so obviously no one would realise i hadn't been updating for a while.

one sentence: class chalet wasn't as bad as expected.

as i had said,

to pin your hopes too highly would only result in future disappointment

start with zero expectations, then you would never be let down

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SAY NO TO EMO YOU STUPID.

AAAHH SO BU4 YAO4 LIAN3 MANNN OMGOMGOMG.

hm nevermind :D i'm cool too yo.

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i'm suffering from the after effects of lactose

it's terrible being lactose intolerant

... boo

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it must be raging hormones. what else could it be? :D

i've got this belief that when goodlooking guys stare into the mirror at themselves long enough, they turn gay.

well of course that's a very baseless assumption

but insightful theories always stem from such prepositions

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KISSES FOR YOU, KISSES FOR YOU, CLICK ON THE BUTTON TO SEE WHAT WE DO.

ah, isn't my message alert tone cute?

!!!??? Ö

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK????

i'm very sorry to say that i feel utterly disgusted and disappointed at the fact that was barging its way into my small pathetic and weak brain.

omg that was one of the grossest thing next to charlie

i need a breather [hahahahahhahaha]

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oh my goodness

you couldn't (and probably wouldn't want to) imagine what i just knew.

to think i thought DDS was bad enough.

aaaahh~ thank goodness

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when you're tired and the time is late like now
you're prone to the dangers of the night.

and thus it is wise to close your eyes and sleep. zzzzzz

this is the 100++++++th time i'm watching hsj's pv :O

and this is my interpretation (haha)

ryutaro: omg! lets go lets go!
keito: yes ok.
chinen: wth who cares? (omg so AP! LOL)
daiki: ah it's time~
yuto: eh? who's that again?
inoo: move it
hikaru: LETS HURRYY
takaki: omf its them
yabu: yes
yamada: i'm going to sit here and sing lalala i'm not afraid *smiles*

ok lol it's quite similar to wy's but that's because IT'S THE SAME EXPRESSIONS WE SAW

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off to do chem

You're f*cking disgusting

i'm sure you do know that! (you do, right?)

but there may be a possibility you're cute (RL AFTERALL :D)

APPEARANCE VS. REALITY

and if i were to choose
it would be MYFANTASY although it's not one of the choices

(but it's still a choice unlike saying both because it makes no sense at all)

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good blogging material





omg looks familiar?
ok apart from it being 2DfromGorillaz

hm. i wish i knew of a correct way of expressing this

I SHALL TRY MY BEST!

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THERE'RE A FEW WAYS TO TRY TO IMPRESS:

WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT THESE (AT HOME OR WHEREVER YOU ARE). YOU MIGHT BE IN DANGER OF BEING PELTED WITH ROTTEN BANANAS (or the next GMB)

WAY #1 -
use some really sophisicated sounding accent in hopes that the other person would not be able to recognise the accent and think it makes you sound sophisicated.

according to the book of accents (/voice/whatever),

SGUM accent -

one of great rarity used by people desperate to create an intellectual impression to little/no avail
[SGUM = Slurrish Gorrilla-cum-U-M]

FIHP accent -

quite commonly used to feign CID (cute, innocent, demure / cheena, intellectual, different)

of course it's kind of impossible to imagine, because if it wasn't it wouldn't be classified under that of great rarity.

WAY #2 -
pretend that you're some rock
(ok i don't know what i'm talking about i'm getting sleepy)

but there's always the danger of adding in unrequired words/sounds which would destroy this pretence.

WAY #3 -
GO AROUND FLIRTING WITH EVERY SINGLE THING IN SIGHT

*rolls eyes*

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The world is heartless.
figuratively and literally

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"happy prologues to the swelling act of the imperial theme" - macbeth

on the 8th October, I posted that I was screwed.

that was just the happy prologue to the worst that is yet to befall upon us.

yet. but it will on monday.

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i will never love him la ok.

la ok
la ok
la ok
la ok
la ok
la ok

HAHAHA nevermind if you don't get the joke i'm sleepy

i'm sleepy la ok.
fine la ok.
call me la ok.
chem's on monday la ok.
you're disgusting la ok.

damn. la ok fits everything

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ZOMFGWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFW

TODAY A STUPID BEE CAME FLYING OVER TO ME AGAIN

I SERIOUSLY THINK BEES ARE ATTRACTED TO ME BECAUSE A BEE LANDED ON MY HEAD DURING FLAG RAISING I WAS SO LUCKY I DIDNT START YELLING AND SCREAMING HALFWAY DURING NATIONAL ANTHEM ALTHOUGH I WAS SHAKING LIKE A LEAF

AND DURING THE BLOODY CHINESE PAPER THERE WAS A HUMONGOUS BEE THE LENGTH OF AN INDEX FINGER (I'M NOT EXAGGERATING OK I'M SERIOUS) CAME HOVERING AROUND ME WHY ME WHY ME WHY NOT ANYONE ELSE AGAIN URGHHHH. I SWEAR I SAW IT MAKE A U-TURN BACK TO ME WHEN I WAS FEELING RELIEVED THAT IT WAS GONE.

IF ANY BEES EVER COME FLYING NEAR ME AGAIN I PROMISE I WILL SCREAM INSTEAD OF SHAKING AND SHAKING AND BEING SCARED TO DEATH IN SILENCE

LOL the bee was so big i was thinking "is that a bird?" when i saw it floating in.

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poof.

here's to toast all annoying brief and fleeting posts,

EEK!

if you're disgustingly nauseating,

PLEASE JUST ADMIT IT

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i'm sorry, i admit it.

:O i'm screwed i'm screwed i'm screwed

i didnt know you had a fetish for deformed sloths!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok i wasnt really laughing, it was just a series of HAs joined together
(or else i would be wasting laughter)

it's kind of sad to be forced into a situation where one has to indulge in the company of sloths
not any sloths . deformed sloths

well it's not as if you're some hunk like jakegyllenhaal , but still kind of pathetic eh, loser?

ok bad referrence but you get the idea

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speaking of jakegyllenhaal,

OMFG I THINK DONNIE DARKO AND BUBBLE BOY ARE WONDERFUL MOVIES AAAAAAAHHHH

Donniedarko is about this guy (donniedarko LOL) who's like crazy or something, and he takes medicine to stop himself from hallucinating.
But one day he stops taking it and he sees this strange, scary and huge bunny who tells him the world's going to come to an end.
That night some aeroplane engine comes crashing through his room, but he's out sleep walking somewhere so he was still alive.
Then he burnt down some gay's house and had a girlfriend blah blah and the stupid rabbit told him some weird thing about time travel so the story becomes very complicated.
In the end, on the day the world was supposed to come to an end, his girlfriend got run over by that stupid rabbit (who happens to be his sister's boyfriend dressed for halloween), and the stupid rabbit got shot by his father.
He sees the plane losing an engine due to turbulence, and the engine drops through some portal into the past (which was the same engine that fell through his room)
By the end of the entire movie, he's back in his bed and let the engine crash on him so everything else that happened would not happen and all those who died would not die.

the movie was kind of sad because in the end it was as though all that happened was nothing but a fragment of his imagination on how his future would be like.

but he eventually decided that dying would do everyone else good :( sad

DONNIEDARKO IS R21 BTW.

there's going to be a sequel :O

but BUBBLEBOY ON THE OTHER HAND IS A VERY FUNNY MOVIE

it's about this guy (jimmy) who was born without an immune system and had to be inside this huge bubble.
actually it was an immobile bubble, but he wanted to stop the girl he liked from getting married, so he built this movable bubble thingy with rubber hands and stuff.
HAHA it was really funny, and in the end he reached her wedding and peeled off the bubble to kiss her (awwww)
yea but turned out he developed immunities when he was 4 and his sick mother wanted to protect him in the bubble forever LOL so they got married and lived happily ever after

IT'S REALLY FUNNY AND CUTE but it's NC16 or M18 who cares LOL.

AH wtf is wrong with me? THERE'S MATHS TMR!

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YOU'RE DISGUSTING

I see why they say those things about you

I see why they say you're not as great as I deem you to be

I see why even those around you say you're cynical and jaded and derive pleasure from passing caustic remarks

are you curious why? :)

well you shouldn't be, you should know yourself better than anyone else does.

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if you are totally clueless -

becuase you think that you're all that matters

because you hate everyone and think that everyone hates you too.

because you amplify your problems and put yourself in the center of the universe and think that everyone is pointing their fingers at you and judging you

read ba.ngb.angyou'red.ead? yes you're just like josh.

and what happened in the end?

BANG BANG

:D

ah nothing beats selfcentered-ness eh?

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WHO DEFINES BEAUTY ANYWAY? you? me? him? her?

LOL i'm not exactly interested in your egotistical conceited opinion
(where everyone else [other than those you adore - what a onesided POV] are repulsive orges sauntering around trying to be an eyesore.)

you won't be interested in my green-filled dreams too

... so I GUESS THAT SETTLES IT! HAHA

hmm i mean
that's settled on my part since you weren't even part of it to start with :D

what a good start to my obsessionfree decree i set upon myself. EOYS MAN, EOYS

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geog is killing my dead hair cells! :(

DTM - die together manzxzx

sometimes i really doubt my sister's age.

xiuwen says:

what is that?

NEWILAUHC says:

LOL my friend who thinks you're cute

xiuwen says:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrr?????????????

NEWILAUHC says:

haha just add

xiuwen says:

ok

bye

haha does that sound like a conversation with a 8 year old?

i would just like to mention that one's respectability does not depend on the bombastic and pompous choice of semantics.

:D

we cannot just conclude baselessly that one is inferior to another just because of the above mentioned.

what about those unconsidered factors such as age, nationality and capacity to retain resources?!


i could go on and on defending and write some stupid cliche expository essay to state my stand to the statement (i know i didnt include it but you get the idea)

but i still have subjects to study for.

subject. s


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i'm getting my results today!


nervous . nervous . nervous


oh and i realised i should never consume any dairy products right before exams of any sort.

what's that %shityou thing in your MEEEEE. corner?

ah that's my blogskins.com account :D i made a really cool skin go see it ok YAY

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in case anyone thinks this would be hiatus announcement post,
i'm sorry to disappoint you.

i couldn't be bothered to waste a post on it, and i believe that posting helps to destress yea?

yea?

WELL YEAAA??

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME?!

DON'T SAY THAT THERE'S ALWAYS 2 SIDES TO A PROBLEM BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY 1 SIDE AND THAT'S MINE!

SCREW YOU I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK EITHER.

YOU THINK YOU'RE VERY FUNNY HUR. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

EVERYONE DOESN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY, BECAUSE NO ONE TAKES A JOKER SERIOUSLY.

YOU'RE NOT THE CENTER OF THE WORLD MISTER, STOP BEING SO SELF CENTERED.

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hahaha

that wasn't meant for anyone, and i was perfectly sane and calm while i typed that. :)

that's just how i am if you ever get into an argument with me

don't even think of trying, lol



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4 years later and probably the world would come to an end.


but it's probably just the end of us, and the start for them (whoever the 'them' might refer to)


pretty scary to think of it


like all the effort we put in trying to do ionic equations and memorise understand macbeth would all go to waste


&before we could get a taste of life in the future, we just disappear.

so what's the use of bathing now? making full use of the present hur.

yea maybe.