the spider ran away OH REALLY?!

Monday, October 27, 2008

hello it has almost been a week but as usual probably no one had realised,
but that's beside the point

THE POINT IS
...

ok there isn't any point at all

afterall, points are just imaginary dots/spots/locations/whatever and maybe if we all take in a deep enough breath and close our eyes we would see them.

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what a great pity it is
- to take up a larger surface area than that of a normal person

"what?! are you saying i'm fat?"

oh you finally got it:D

when you try to deny this fact it and believe in diplomatic (but largely false) statements,


you would be so deluded that you lose your sense of judgement



BUT FRET NOT!
try out my new slimming technique
available for no monetary means at all~
you just have to ask for it and i'll provide you the advice suited to your every need!
(note: for a limited period only)

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i had scarily remembered what i was referring to many posts back


"this feels like those games where the more you do within a shorter time, the more you level up and beat the opponents who had more time and thus a higher level. but there are people who needn't do anything but time allows that person to level up faster to like 150 or something
and currently im at level 2! which isn't that bad considering the time i was given but there's someone who's already at level 64." -14AUGUST

craziness

i must've been crazy when i typed that


just fyi, i'm at level 70 now :)

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the thing about all public blogs is that no matter how open you try to be with your feelings, there're always things you can't say

EXAMPLE 1
one day you get really pissed and start posting things like

"WLAU THAT SON OF A B*TCH JAMESUA KENNIBIAL TISQYALE IS SUCH A F*CKING SCR*WED UP PERSON HE SHOULD JUST GO EAT SHIT AND GET KNOCKED DOWN BY A CAR AND MAY HIS F*CKING DISTORTED FACE NEVER BE RECOGNISED"

and the next day you would get sued and thrown in jail for slander and have your name printed in caps and bold in the newspaper


EXAMPLE 2
or maybe you feel the great need to express your undying love for someone

"OMG YOU KNOW THAT CHUALIWEN SO PRETTY AND CUTE AND DEMURE SHE'S THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER I HOPE ONE DAY SHE WOULD LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER AAAHH"
(sorry for illustration purposes only)

and you'd probably be what everyone talks about the next day (the newest and hottest gossip material)

.

so in such situations you would either have to

1. type un-understandable stuff (and risk not remembering what it was referring to)
2. lock up your blog

hm:/

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I Love Coincidences!

:)

they smile and shine down on you

like little happy angels

and make your whole day filled with wonderment, love & exuberance

but meeting schoolmates in the parade square where we're all supposed to be aren't coincidences

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i'm experiencing a brain jam

no brain jam isn't the mashy and sticky jam you get from squeezing the brain.

brain jam is a feeling when your brain feels jammed

when the gears get stuck

and refuse to turn
and no amount of oil can repair them
and you feel like lying down blasting music in your ears

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when I point my fingers at others, label them and pass undesirable, insensitive and negative remarks,

...

I fail to look at how much happier they are not giving a damn about what I think and how opinionated and self-centererd I really am.

i'm really sorry

it was me

i had been wrong all along

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on another note

IF YOU DON'T REPLY MY SMS OMG YOU'RE A HUGE FUCKTARD !!

-.- URGH!

hahahahahahaha

definition of a fucktard-
being a brainless jerk [AND NOT REPLYING SMSES!]

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zzz im jammed

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