You're f*cking disgusting

i'm sure you do know that! (you do, right?)

but there may be a possibility you're cute (RL AFTERALL :D)

APPEARANCE VS. REALITY

and if i were to choose
it would be MYFANTASY although it's not one of the choices

(but it's still a choice unlike saying both because it makes no sense at all)

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omg looks familiar?
ok apart from it being 2DfromGorillaz

hm. i wish i knew of a correct way of expressing this

I SHALL TRY MY BEST!

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THERE'RE A FEW WAYS TO TRY TO IMPRESS:

WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT THESE (AT HOME OR WHEREVER YOU ARE). YOU MIGHT BE IN DANGER OF BEING PELTED WITH ROTTEN BANANAS (or the next GMB)

WAY #1 -
use some really sophisicated sounding accent in hopes that the other person would not be able to recognise the accent and think it makes you sound sophisicated.

according to the book of accents (/voice/whatever),

SGUM accent -

one of great rarity used by people desperate to create an intellectual impression to little/no avail
[SGUM = Slurrish Gorrilla-cum-U-M]

FIHP accent -

quite commonly used to feign CID (cute, innocent, demure / cheena, intellectual, different)

of course it's kind of impossible to imagine, because if it wasn't it wouldn't be classified under that of great rarity.

WAY #2 -
pretend that you're some rock
(ok i don't know what i'm talking about i'm getting sleepy)

but there's always the danger of adding in unrequired words/sounds which would destroy this pretence.

WAY #3 -
GO AROUND FLIRTING WITH EVERY SINGLE THING IN SIGHT

*rolls eyes*

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The world is heartless.
figuratively and literally

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"happy prologues to the swelling act of the imperial theme" - macbeth

on the 8th October, I posted that I was screwed.

that was just the happy prologue to the worst that is yet to befall upon us.

yet. but it will on monday.

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i will never love him la ok.

la ok
la ok
la ok
la ok
la ok
la ok

HAHAHA nevermind if you don't get the joke i'm sleepy

i'm sleepy la ok.
fine la ok.
call me la ok.
chem's on monday la ok.
you're disgusting la ok.

damn. la ok fits everything

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ZOMFGWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFW

TODAY A STUPID BEE CAME FLYING OVER TO ME AGAIN

I SERIOUSLY THINK BEES ARE ATTRACTED TO ME BECAUSE A BEE LANDED ON MY HEAD DURING FLAG RAISING I WAS SO LUCKY I DIDNT START YELLING AND SCREAMING HALFWAY DURING NATIONAL ANTHEM ALTHOUGH I WAS SHAKING LIKE A LEAF

AND DURING THE BLOODY CHINESE PAPER THERE WAS A HUMONGOUS BEE THE LENGTH OF AN INDEX FINGER (I'M NOT EXAGGERATING OK I'M SERIOUS) CAME HOVERING AROUND ME WHY ME WHY ME WHY NOT ANYONE ELSE AGAIN URGHHHH. I SWEAR I SAW IT MAKE A U-TURN BACK TO ME WHEN I WAS FEELING RELIEVED THAT IT WAS GONE.

IF ANY BEES EVER COME FLYING NEAR ME AGAIN I PROMISE I WILL SCREAM INSTEAD OF SHAKING AND SHAKING AND BEING SCARED TO DEATH IN SILENCE

LOL the bee was so big i was thinking "is that a bird?" when i saw it floating in.

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poof.