LOL my mummy is so funny -_-

my sister: tomorrow i'm going to sleep for a very very long time.

my mum: you think you sleeping beauty ar? sleep for a very long time?

my sister: ?

my mum: sleeping beauty sleep for a hundred years, you want to sleep for a hundred hours?

-_-

i just cut my hair wheee :D

i look like a total total total butch

(please just scroll down to the end of the post if you can't take the SUSPENSEEE)

---

:(

i still love you. like alot alot alot.

and i hate it that we don't talk as much anymore (no, i'm not blaming anyone o.O)

i don't want things to turn out this way

...
but there're things i cannot say although i really want to tell you

i don't know if she defines your perception of me, but i really hope not. i'm not AP - i just cannot pretend to be nice to someone i do not like. how can i ever make you stop looking at me in the same light she does? you think i'm gossipy and ill-tempered and annoying and unforgiving, right? but why are you so sure of that? because of her?

you'd always say that we shouldn't dislike those who dislike us
i think so too :)
and because of you i've never done so

yet

there're reasons for everything

i know you probably would never want to talk to me again after what happened today:(

i can never let you understand unless i tell you everything. but i can't.

(actually i don't think you'd believe me anyway)

nevermind
just know that i'm not a backstabber

and btw. YOU shouldn't have done that :( i'm sorry i insisted

---

HAHA!
on a happy tone

i'm actually very excited (& nervous) about LA OP !!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

LETS CHEER AND HOP AROUND IN ECSTASY AND ANTICIPATION !
looking forward to multiple consecutive meetings, late or almost sleepless nights and getting butterflies in my stomach (!?)

ok no i mean it. i really can't wait :)

---

today speech day ended really abruptly

like .

. meaning period? LOL

---

WTF HAHA TODAY I WAS SMSING AND TALKING ON THE PHONE AND I SLIPPED ON A CURB AND I JUST WHEN I THOUGHT WAH LUCKY NO ONE SAW I TURNED AROUND AND THERE WAS LIKE THIS HUMONGOUS BUNCH OF SJ PEOPLE AND THEY WERE LIKE LOLOL LIWEN LIWEN -_-

ok wtf right?

don't you just hate it when that happens HAHA

nvm embarrasing stuff happens to me all the time grah

---

i heartzx euu w0rx <3

(hm inside joke)

---

sorry for my kiampa face, please just look at my hair



wait hor look at the difference

.



I KNOW YOU'RE CURRENTLY THINKING

"ZOMG THAT LIWEN IS LIKE SO ^%#$ING ZILIAN WLAU SCREW HER SO ACT CUTE"

i admit i am very zilian BUT I'M NOT ACT CUTE OK!

PLEASE DON'T EVER SAY I ACT CUTE -_-
I HATE PEOPLE (ehem) WHO SAY I ACT CUTE BECAUSE I DON'T

back to my hair.

i look really shuai right right right
(shuaier than ham :D)

FYI IRENE I CHANGED MY PARTING LIKE YOU KEPT ASKING ME TO LOLOL

in case you're wondering why my hair so peng
it's because the hairdresser gelled it -_-

---

although i have butch hair i still love ham

wanna know who's ham? :D

SCROLL DOWN!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.



zomg? ain't he the cutest thing?

sp today

in classroom! -_-
(like we should have had it in the mp as usual butttttttt i wonder WHATHAPPENED hmm-_-)

after sp
me and nicole came up with an english name for ruidi !!

:O

it's Fabien.
how sexy and mysterious hmm?

we tried all sorts of other names too like robert, toby but.
FABIEN'S STILL THE BEST

---

I DID NOT HIGHLIGHT MY HAIR BTW

I DID NOT HIGHLIGHT MY HAIR!

screw all those who wish people happy birthday on facebook

FACEBOOK?

please how superficial can you get?

whee :D

alvin forwarded me this msg

4FACTS ON EARTH THAT ARE TRUE

FACT1: YOU CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE

FACT2: AFTER FACT1, ALL FOOLS WILL TRY IT

FACT3: NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A FOOL

FACT4: THE FIRST FACT IS FALSE

LOL I BET ALL YOU NOOBS TRIED IT WAHAHAHAHA

...
after reading the message i felt like a total loser

:) oh well thanks that made me feel SO MUCH BETTER -__-
(uh sarcasm?)

i dislike you.

don't judge me . i don't want to dislike anyone either

but if i were to pretend to be nice in front of you even though i don't like you then i would be the fake one won't i?

fuck off i hate fake people.

you probably didn't mean whatever you said anyway.
people around you should be wary you fucking double face.

and i think it's pretty obvious i don't like you. i have nothing to hide.

evon just called to ask me to scan scores for her.

this was how the conversation went .

evon: hello are you at home?
me: ya
evon: do you have a scanner
me: (holy shit she's going to ask me to scan scores!) uh ya
evon: help me scan carmen and saga
me: (oh no, do i say my scanner's spoilt?) can i photocopy it instead?
evon: ***** but still help me scan please?
me: ... (oh no oh no)
evon: okok? i gtg byee

-_- ah.

so i called weilin .

me: do you have a scanner?
weilin: uhh ...
me: (she's probably thinking of what to say-_-) do you have a scanner?
weilin: haha ya
me: help evon scan carmen and saga scores!
weilin: ...
me: (she's going to say her scanner's spoilt)
weilin: my scanner's spoilt
me: -_- haha ok thankyou byee

this happened an hour ago.
and i just came back from squatting under my computer table pressing the scan button.

seriously i would rather print or photocopy 100 pages of score than scan 22 pages

carmen has 15 pages, saga has 7 pages and my ancient scanner takes 3 minutes to scan 1 page.
sometimes my computer would hang and i would have to restart it -_- i hate my laggy computer

ok sorry i'm not selfish ok i just hate my stupid slow computer

LOLOLOLOL PHAIL

WHEE i'm like finally going to cut my hair~

-_- chow said she'd go with me but apparently she's busy tmr
SO I HAVE TO GO MYSELF
...
or i could wait till the day we're both free!

oh my why didn't i think of this before? :D haha that's great

---

you're right

the saddest part of hating someone is when they don't hate you,
but start hating themselves for making you hate them.

---

TIMES CHANGE! :D
haha i rmb i used to quarrel with cw whenever i'm within 1m radius of him
and everyone around us would just take us as a source of entertainment

although we still quarrel BUT THINGS ARE SO MUCH BETTER :D
RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

oh man :( i don't want to leave

my noodles are making me sick.

HAHAHA OK I ADMIT I'M VULGAR AND DO THE WEIRDEST THING
WANNUNG, IF YOU'RE READING THIS .

when you lent me your phone
i not only changed your theme, added the standby note, took 10 lian2 pai1 of myself

I ALSO ADDED ALL THE SWEAR WORDS I COULD THINK OF TO YOUR TEXT MESSAGE DICTIONARY HAHAHA!
(if you know what i'm talking about)

&i also added ham's name HAHAHAHAHHAAH FULL NAME TOO OK :D
to aid you in case you ever want to sms me about him hehe

"hey! it's you again!"

holy shietzx yes it's me again

"lets exchange numbers!"

... ?? how do i say i left my phone at home and the phone i'm holding isn't mine without sounding stupid

oh well in the end i didn't get his number but it doesn't really matter.

description of findings in text (???)

WE SQUATTED ON THE SLOPPY GRASSLAND HAMMERING AWAY CREATING A RUCKUS, INVITING WEIRD STARES. THEN WE SAT ON THE GRASS PATCH FOR 2 FREAKING HOURS WATCHING THE WATER SLOWLY INFILTRATE INTO THE GRASS.

:D FINDINGS?????

i'm afraid that when the day comes that i'll never get to see you again, i still won't have the courage to tell you how i really feel.

i know you'd say that day will never come

but.

i really don't know

"The Internet is but a huge masquerade party."
-newilauhc

i have no idea if anyone has said this before, but i have never seen such a quote

SO QUOTE ME! :D

oh yes, and by Internet, i mean INTERNET.
like msn, friendster (ok outdated), facebook, forums, youtube, and the like

EPIC WIN

LOLOL IN HOUSE BUDDHA DIVINE POWER HMM

now get back to work!

i'm tired too

tired of trying to decipher everyone's words, actions and expressions
tired of knowing that the world isn't as simple as i thought
tired of being hated for being who i am

:( i'm sorry but i really want to trust you too

&Others
-[leaving DHS
-[for the url 'amend-painfulmistake' to last till at least 4sept(: yay. done!
-[to stop being so dependant on him
-[to stop bothering him
-[to know who he like

i mean like, aren't you happy now you screwed bastard?

wannung : GO TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM NOW

(so i did that stupid spastic hand heart thing on the lift window holycow -__-)

wannung : omg you're crazy. that's great at least he knows you love him :D

me : haha YAY

wannung : ...

me : ... wait you don't really think he saw it right?

SILVER RIBBON CAMPAIGN.



i'm planning to download this video to screen tomorrow, i hope msyee doesn't hear the "SO FUCK OFF" haha oops i just typed it

"zomg ? shoot me, i'm emo"

today my p4 crush got on the same bus as me and sat next to me! :O

but i only realised 3 stops before i alighted HAHA

because he woke me up
(omg? i must've looked damn unglam while sleeping D: )

and then we alighted at the same stop

...

OH WELL ON A HAPPY NOTE IT MEANS HE REMEMBERS ME HAHA

---

I LOVEEEEE MY MUMMYYYY
grah i think she spoils me -_-

last week i told her i was craving exotic chocolates and she got me this


BERYL'S FRUITY CHOCOLATE FIESTA (??)
dark chocolate with green apple filling wtf

do not deceived by its exotic sounding name
it's actually very normal tasting HAHA

jr let me eat the ones with honeydew & mint filling and they were super super nice SO GO BUY IT :D

(ya but jr didn't think so what a waste)

ok i change my mind actually the green apple one is nice LOL

---

wtf?

omg today school was like super boring because there were like super alot of sleep inducing lessons. and in like the morning irene was like super sleepy and when i like tried to wake her she was like omg i need to like sleep. and first period was like p.e. and i was like super hungry after that. so i bought like a bowl of udon but everyone else were like eating very little so they were like omg why are you eating so much. and after recess was like bio.

and after bio was like i needed to pee

so i was like WANNUNG GO PEE WITH ME
and she was like GO PEE ALONE
and i was like NO I DONT WANT TO PEE ALONE
and she was like ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO PEE WITH YOU I VERY SLEEPY

so i was like asking irene to go with me

and she was like YOU'RE SO TROUBLESOME
and i was like YOU'RE A WORM TOO
and she was like I'M NO WORM
and i was like OMG YES YOU'RE A WORM

and after that was like geog and geog was like super funny because ms pear was like asking people to draw hydrogrpahs on the board but we were like all drawing weird and funny looking graphs.

and after geog was like LA and ms yee was like talking about the film we just like finished watching. and after LA was like financial lit and it was like our last lesson of FL which was like kind of sad because it meant like more maths lessons!

during financial lit i was like went to sit with chow.

and tingyun was like kept dozing off
and xinyue was like LIWEN WHY YOU NEVER SLEEP TODAY HAR
and chow was like BECAUSE SHE'S BUSY DRAWING
and i was like OH I DONT SLEEP NORMALLY EITHER
and xinyue was like WHO SAYS YOU SLEEP EVERYDAY
and i was like I DIDNT SLEEP TODAY
and xinyue was like ONLY TODAY

and tingyun was like still asleep
and i was like thinking HOW IRONIC.

and after financial lit was like lunch and lunch was like ... because i didn't like eat much.

and after lunch was like MATHS. and for maths we like did integration and i am like i dont what to type already

and btw just now like SOMEONE was like BECAUSE OF YOUR BLOG I DONT KNOW IF IT'S BIZZARE OR BIZARRE
and i was like BIZARRESENSATION.BLOGSPOT.COM (CORRECT SPELLING) USED TO BE A PORN SITE MY DEAR

---

i hope you like realise this post is like meant to like be a joke

and i like think i really like have nothing better to like do

wahh you'll never find such pristine and nerves soothing beaches in singapore

only broken plastic bags, cigarettes, glass bottles, chicken wing bones :(
want to relax see all these rubbish also cannot relax la please

I LOVE THE BEACH!
not only because you can get to see hot guys and sexy babes there -_-

yaya but i didn't go there today la because chow said "TAKE MY CARRRR" so i decided to go home to mug but instead i end up in front of the computer slacking my time away haha how typical of me (no la i'm just kidding actually she said you want take don't want take your business i give you 3 seconds. so what kind of conclusion can you make in 3 seconds?!)

---

on another note,
MY SISTER GOT HER FIRST ASSIGNMENT TODAY :O

&she was so excited she even opened the door for me

before i entered dhs, i always thought ASSIGNMENTS were like those mysterious top-secret missions spies in CID get
AND ALSO BECAUSE I PLAYED CLUBPENGUIN HAHA!

but now
assignments = homework
homework = evil torture

hence, assignments = evil torture

aiya assignments assignments what shit man -_-

homework just say homework la!
why the facade?

p.s. my sister is only in p3 :/

p.p.s. MY PENGUIN IN CP IS CALLED PAINTEDME, BUDDY ME IF YOU SEE ME WADDLING AROUND :D AND WE COULD TAKE A WADDLE TOGETHER (hahahaha!)

let me show you how my penguin looks like!


---

oh my, yesterday i saw my p4 crush on bus12 in the morning haha!

last time in school he used to cut my skirt and i stupidly didn't realise
but when i finally realised it, he allowed me to cut his shirt too and not tell anyone so he wouldn't get into trouble

HAHAHAH!
(lol how lame can pri school get-_-)

ya and yesterday!

i sat behind him on the bus and when he alighted he turned to smile at me and i was like ZOMG HE REMEMBERS ME

... but then i realise it was probably because he caught me staring -_-

just in case any of my pri sch classmates happen to read this, he had never been in my class -_- (only mt class i think) :D and if you're wondering what school he's from, MAKE A SMART GUESS!

---

omg i love these pictures



this is my favourite!

& obviously you can guess what my favourite colours are.

i love the beach.

so peaceful,
stress relieving and
romantic xD

i'm going there tomorrrow (but like who gives a shit?)

HERE I COME BEACH :D

It's times like this when I wished I wasn't so hated. Now so much has changed. Indeed, good things don't last forever, but I believe I'll be able to turn back the clock, everything would be just like before and I'll make it happen again.

Like magic, right? :D
No.

Because I feel, then again, maybe not.
Maybe I should give up, give up on trying to perfect our friendship.
Maybe I should stop typing the :Ds that I don't really mean and trying to make myself seemingly happy when I'm just vying for attention.

I guess it really is true when they say that some things aren't meant to be. I would give anything for things to be the same again but yea.
Maybe not.

Yes, I blame myself for the things that happened.

Because I'm lousy, right?
Yea, because I'm not good enough.

haha this was for some chinese project in sec2
omg it's damn hilarious i suggest you only watch it if you're feeling down or in for a big laugh

(LOL I HOPE THEY DONT SEE IT, IT'S HIGHLY EMBARRASSING)

---

oh WELLS :D like wells where you retrieve buckets of water from the groundwater catchment area thingy (o.O?)

---

anyway, if you're interested to see the photoshopped picture of some ugly person into my perfect guy

CLICK HERE

uh note: goodlooking only after photoshop please. don't get offended you know it's true

omg i can't stand how cliche i am sometimes

(name censored so i shall just call him uhm noob)

NEWILAUHC says:
...
eh you free not

noob says:
for what first.

NEWILAUHC says:
tsk i just want to send you smth la

noob says:
not another scary sketch of me.
or another photoshop picture of me into ur so called perfect guy.

NEWILAUHC says:
no la i not so free -_-
HAHA and you dont need to be photoshopped to be perfect

---

OMG HOW CLICHE WAS THAT WTF
yucks what's with me i must stop this D:

oh ya i wanted to type my perfect guy thank goodness i didnt type that eeeew eeeewww eeeeeeewwwww

i was wrong

why rush to grow up when we're still so young? :D

when i'm emo, i loop 对面的女孩看过来 and chow singing 浪花一朵朵 .

(:O ok i know i just revealed to everyone reading this that chow has a fetish for recording her singing while playing the guitar but DON'T WORRY NO ONE EVER READS MY BLOG)

because the songs are so cute and they make me happy :D
(and because they remind me of :o)

.

when i'm overly hyper, i loop 说好的幸福呢 and try to listen very carefully to the lyrics

because it makes me super super sad and calm

omg look at what i did. :O

.

wah siol now i can post like an ah lian liaos nehs.

she wan tu diao her, her taiji rite? you go huan lo simi sai? knnccb dunch come here kbkp la, her taiji she settle herself. wan fight is it? come la come la we meet and settle

omg i think i'm an expert at this now.
i bet you don't understand this is seriously amusing.

omg you're so cute omg

ANYWAY i think people who are too artsy are eccentric
(and by artsy i mean those kind of fire burning passion for music or art or language, eat sleep shit also think of THE ARTS)

they either
speak in manners which defies normal singaporean expectations,
imagine themselves having certain otherwordly powers
or are extremely anti-social and would do anything just to get rid of everyone around them

WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU MAY THINK BEING VERY PASSIONATE AND HAVE STRONG DEVOTION TO ART/MUSIC/LANGUAGE WAH VERY INTELLECTUAL, CULTURED AND SOPHISTICATED HOR? YOU'RE WRONG MAN! YOU'RE JUST BEING AN EXTREMIST! HUMAN BEINGS AREN'T MEANT TO BE SO EXTREME BUT SUPPOSED TO ENJOY ALL ASPECTS OF LIFE SO ALL YOU PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY DIE HALF EMPTY HMPH

ok la fine very ironic since my group's doing silver ribbon campaign for LA pw

---

oh ya, and guys who think that all girls talk about are guys
zomg you need a slap on your egoistic face

:D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANXI :D

don't you just love the dolphin? xD