what's with me these days?

my addiction is getting to me. like drugs.

when you're on it, you'd have a ball of a time, getting high and shiz. but when it's taken away from you, you'd go into serious depression, and lose sense of your being.

taken away. like how it's going to be when school reopens.

:D the holidays have be great. thanks everyone who contributed to it. although they'd probably would never read this, thanks all the same.

\\๏̯͡๏)// All hail the Stranger!

lol cuteness ttm.

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8.30 AM - Bowel movement likely

Now you know it's not weird to keep wanting to shit in the morning!

9.00 AM - High testosterone secretion

That explains the high level of horny jokes early in the morning.

10.00 AM - High alertness

... so why is it that everyone is sleeping in class at this time?

:D

aw man. :) i don't need sleep anymore.

I'm really really honestly sorry everyone who IMs, SMSs, or does whatever other means of contacting me.

I'm not ignoring your desperate calls for my attention because I hate you or anything. (or am I?) ok no I'm not.

My body clock is really screwed.
It's 1 in the morning, and I just woke up an hour ago.

HELLO DO YOU GET IT? I WOKE UP AT 12 MIDNIGHT!?

:( and by the time I wake up, I figured all of you would have been asleep so I didn't bother SMSing an apology for my daoness. I know I'm forever complaining about people who ignore messages, it just gets really infriuating, you know? So, I apologise for any inconvenience.

...
but, on the plus side! 1am means 10am, and a high chance he would be online. :O alright so byee!

WAY TO GO HAMMY!

<3

haha i had wanted to post a very intellectual post aftar typing like 2000 words of crap on the biology blog.

go check it out btw :D
http://itsdesignerbabies.blogspot.com/
(you guessed it, we didn't really do that last post together lol)

yeah, but i decided it was against my nature.
my nature = boy crazy

:) i know, although i keep it to myself most of the time.

hahaha

o_O?! like duh, totally.

gosh he's so cute, my dream guy!
like really really truly honestly sincerely.
he's like everything! cute, intellectual, funny, caring (well at least he pretends to care, better than not at all!) and nerd :D

have i mentioned? i love nerds :D

oh yeah and one more thing - he doesn't think i'm irritating. :)

NEWILAUHC ; says:

heyheyyyy :D

guruguru says:

:O it's you

NEWILAUHC ; says:

wtf

of course its me la then who cld it be?

guruguru says:

i have this feeling that sth bad will happen

beware!

like mr sth chong jie

NEWILAUHC ; says:

?

something bad will happen?

what kind of premonition is that

WHAT???

do you know something i don't?

guruguru says:

dunno leh, like this bad feeling in your stomach

NEWILAUHC ; says:

huh abt mr sth chong jie?

its lim btw

guruguru says:

oh ok

lol

what.

NEWILAUHC ; says:

what? is he going to like creep up on you and kill you in your sleep?

guruguru says:

no lah he said "beware!" too

lol

=.=

NEWILAUHC ; says:

tsk

-_____________________-

don't remind me

guruguru just sent you a nudge.

NEWILAUHC ; says:

wtf????

WHATT? can you dont one minute scare me one minute nudge me not

very scary leh

guruguru says:

-.- ok

i hope school will close

NEWILAUHC ; says:

what's the bad thing that'll happen?

oh!! i know what it is

* SIGNING IN

hahaha she just signed in

guruguru says:

oh that must be it then

im suddenly psychic

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haha wannung i love you

I'm not a stalker.

or am I ?

:)

wannung: i just saw *, and i think i know where he lives.
me: oh serious? because i do too.

:)

SAYING THAT'S SO GAY IS SO YESTERDAY.

gay =/= dumb or stupid

do not using words that describe people as an substitute for offensive words, because then you'd one of those superficial brats who i meet on omegle who just rant their mouth off and can't be bothered if they're words are insulting or what not.

like honestly, if someone ever said THAT'S SO DUNMAN HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT i think i would just like flip.
yeah but it's true that there're so many stereotypes surrounding students from DHS and being a loyal DHS student (hahaha :D), don't you think that such stereotypes should be removed?

ok so next time we shouldn't say THAT'S SO LAME either because then we're insulting people who're truely lame.

remember ah, DON'T SAY THAT'S SO LAME.

http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com
spread the word!

eh seriously hor,
i think i should have done this campaign for LA

stop daring me to do weird stuff for money because i'm kind of desperate now and if you continue doing so i may start doing terrible stuff and cause people to hate me to high heavens

"I DARE YOU TO PESTER HER FOR $5"
"I DARE YOU TO WRITE: OMG YOU BITCH ON HER FACEBOOK WALL FOR $10"
"I DARE YOU TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM YOU WANT TO FUCK HIM FOR $20"
"I DARE YOU TO DANCE NAKED NOW FOR $15"

wow -.- stop it ok.

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i'm having a very EHEM conversation with irene now

"i love him for who he is including his dick size."

O.O O.O !!!!!!!????????#$%^&*(*&#@#$%^&*(&^#$%^&*(#@$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^NJKFGBNJKOIUYXCVJKGVCSDTYUIOGFDXCVBKXHERTYUIOPOIUYTRFDCVBNJKO

??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think i'm secretly in love with jiaxun (although he hates me :/)

HAHAHA I WAS STARING AT A PHOTO OF HIM SMILING AND SMILING TO MYSELF

:x

wah siao i think my chinese would improve like super duper fast over the holidays

i can churn out like the chinese names of all our subjects plus senior high subjects really quickly (as compared to before la) and some of the topics

like did you know that greenhouse effects is called 温室效应 in chinese?

i bet you didn't know right I BET IT LOR HAHA BECAUSE I ALSO DIDN'T

atmosphere pollution (which is our latest chemistry topic, ahem we also have homework on it) is called 大气污染 leh zomg -.-

ok but the best part is i've found out pedophile is called 恋童癖 hahahahaha

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oh btw someone told me that
"NICE GUYS ARE NEVER GOOD LOOKING"

that answers all of you who say ham's super ugly or whatever haha :)

i'm icing Albert
(omg it's like so respectful, i even caps its name)

...
through a plastic bag and magiclean cloth my laptop won't blow up

but now the ice has turned to warm water :o

that
's
how
hot
Albert
is .

pun intended

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JOANNE says:
who on earth is that?

NEWILAUHC ; says:
lol why?

JOANNE says:
ugly
super super ugly
ehem's crush?

NEWILAUHC ; says:
yea

JOANNE says:
...
eww

NEWILAUHC ; says:
nah
mine actually :o

JOANNE says:
WTF
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
$%^&ing bad taste

thanks :)

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JOLLY BIRTHDAY

ya thanks super jolly. haha

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i went to recreate my IC today -.-

in my IC photo i look damn hot. like literally not figuratively.

i cannot believe i just told yvonne that changwei's actually very nice.

:O

...
after what happened at her house 2 years ago

haha changwei sorry ah.
he owes me an apology too!

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i don't know.
i cannot make out what's going through my head.

it's ok. i guess it's not really that important. :( oh well everyone has their fair share of troubles.

thank you for today wifey! :D it was great :D

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homework is certainly terrorising.

extremely.

it terrorises me like how i terrorise ct because he just told me to go to hell.

:)

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:( sorry la my fault i did it on purpose like that then can get over mah good good it's working haha

my blog is filled with intellectually stimulating posts.
or so i would like to think

so, LET ME POST BIMBOLY TODAY :D

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FIRST OF ALL!
i went for a manicure with chow

hahaha for people thinking:
zomg, manicure leh so high class

sorry to disappoint you but it's EXPRESS manicure, 12 bucks only @loyang point
hahahahhahaha

I SHOW YOU!


but still it's super chio

the colour is cherry blossom (i think)



so bloody unlike me, i would have chosen like green if not for the manicurist (and chow)

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SECONDLY!
my really sweet juniors got something for my birthday
(which is tomorrow 11 june please remember)



i love all of you! :D thanks so much please don't forget me after i leave ok

and no hor,
that isn't the little miss cushion you see in 7-11 made with rough cloth and is so disgusting to touch

this little miss cushion is super uber soft and furry and nice to touch. it's also much much bigger.

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THIRDLYYYYYY
these few days have been a roller coaster. an emotional roller coaster.

not because i didn't get to talk to my dear zhengzheng :O

but because life has been really WOW

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last but not least

OMG I'M BLOODY CHIO
ZHENGZHENG YOU SHOULD JUST LOVE ME EVEN MORE

haha this is hilarious



ok maybe not so

as what others have said, it's only funny if you watch it after seeing jacky's imitation of it

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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lololol this is a total win not fail man

wtf.

my sister's friend just added me on facebook -_-



ok this is just so wrong. she's 8! i must be getting old