omg i finally get how shixun felt and what he must've been thinking.

my pri school classmate came to talk to me to tell me about this girl who has been pestering him
she's a sec2 in his school

Alvin says:
call her and tell her to leave your best friend aloone
lol!

NEWILAUHC says:
HAHA!
what best friend
at this time abit mad right [it was 1.20am]

Alvin says:
who cares lol, that time she called my house 12 almost everynight
she called my hp then my friend answered my phone and told her wrong no.
so she called to ask for my new no.

NEWILAUHC says:
eh i srsly dont know what happened

Alvin says:
nah its nothing
i just ignore that dino

NEWILAUHC says:
i just know it's so you to avoid her and not talk to her in person

Alvin says:
i dont answer her call
or reply her sms

NEWILAUHC says:
if you dont like what she's doing then tell her la

Alvin says:
nah, dont want to waste my breath on her
she's damn irritating annoying bossy thick skin siao

NEWILAUHC says:
what's with her man seriously

Alvin says:
nth, she is just being herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha
lol!

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shixun if you're reading this, (which i highly doubt)
I'M REALLY SORRY !!

although i didnt call at 12 midnight everyday (haha that's abit too extreme)
i know i'd been very irritating and annoying and you probably felt that i'm very thickskinned like what my friend thinks of that girl

AND! HAHA i'm very grateful you didn't get someone to call me to ask me to leave you alone

but it's been over so .. :D I SINCERELY APOLOGISE

have you ever been alone in a crowded room? well i'm here with you
i said the world could be burning till there's nothing but dark blue

sorry im just bored

HOLY EXCREMENTZX

MY LUCKY BIO PEN DROPPED AND THE INK DIED :((((((((((
JAHDSFJHSFKJHSLYHWIUHRFWLNLRI^%^&%*&*($#%^@$#@%$^&^)(*^%$%#$@

TOMORROWW IS BIO CTTTTTTT OMGM wthwthwth

&it dropped while i was reading the bio ppt and trying to reach out for my pen gosh the irony

*calm and composed*
oh well all i have to do is to assign the LUCKY BIO PEN post to another pen :) and all will be well

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oh yea i heard maths was HMM
(you know when you look at a question you have no clue how to do and go HMM)

i'm freaking out :)

i miss my tys :( i havent touched it like since last year

p.s. omgm = oh my goodness me (inside joke hmm)

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i want to add that apparently ruidi thought today was april fool's day

YESTERDAY HE SMSED THE WHOLE SECTION THAT TODAY IS SM'S BIRTHDAY AND REMINDED US TO WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY -___-

:/ as you can guess it isnt her bday today HAHA and i think the others thought it was too because she said she heard that ruidi told us (?)
(i'm not sure if that includes ruidi, BUT IT BETTER)

i know i should be doing maths and studying bio now but posting always makes me more relaxed :D (haha lousy excuse)

i'm suffering from gastric flu (aka stomach flu, so sherlyn you're right! :o)

the symptoms are
- vomiting and diarrhea
- abdominal cramps
- feeling weak
- no appetite

ya and i had all of those :(

i was like sitting on the toilet bowl trying to memorise trigo formulas this is so wrong AND TMR I ALSO HAVE BIO AAAHHHH

i contemplated taking mc for friday but that also means i would have 5 cts next week and that's just crazy

i'm really sick :(

i just came back from the bedok clinic
eh omg it used to be 24hours, then it changed to open until 2am, but now it's only until 12 :(

i used to go to the clinic 3am in the morning!

and i had spent 1 hour in the toilet puking my guts out, i think i would have to sleep in the toilet tonight sheesh

aahhh im sick :(

but that means i get mc for school tomorrow and get to miss ct! whee

yes i am happy.
ok maybe not but what can i do?
and i will continue to make decisions that'll make me happy :)

thank you so much! good luck for A lvls :D

i swear i'll be a good senior to my juniors too
(although i'm not pedo like them hahahahaha jk)

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i hope it'll be over soon too :( & i'm so glad you told me that
LETS KEEP TO OUR PACT :D
MUACKKSSSS

eh wlau ham is so cute please

this is hilarious

A: i think i know who he likes!
B: uh who
A: that girl lor
B: omg you mean the girl from 4Z?
A: i think so
B: that girl from blabla CCA?
A: yayaya!
B: you mean that girl who's taller than him?
A: ...

i've got a best friend

helps me stalk people, helps me complete assignments, helps me source for hidden ppts

yes, google is my next best friend omg

"Being sheltered from the rain by someone taller and walking along east coast park is so romantic! You're so lucky."

-_- wtf



haha omg im sorry shrimp i know the picture i drew is very terrible but i still have my la report :( it is supposed to be you btw (? no? ugly much)

yes, and brown/grey hair isn't nice at all HAHA
but i can fantasise under any umbrella (oh wait i meant brolly)

ok i dont think anyone wld see this anw hahahaha oh well shrimp it's dedicated to you!

Screw you man, I am so glad that she (probably) rejected you and that you are feeling really emo and lousy and pathetic now. How did you think anyone would feel if they were told that they are weird and eccentric and annoying? Oh! So, she has finally told you how childish you really are? That is great! I enjoy seeing you suffer like this.

GOSH, IT EXCITES ME. WHEEEE~ I'M NOT SAD ANYMORE.

whoever you are please continue to torture him :)

oh whatever i wont trust you anymore, you fucking deserve it.

do you want to know how feeling emo is like?

tune in to any radio station at 2am in the morning and i can guarantee that you'll feel like the most unloved miserable loner in the whole world

at 2am in the morning i was tossing and turning on bed thinking that the world was coming to an end :(

so
.
I SMSED WANNUNG IRENE AND HY SAYING THAT I WAS LISTENING TO THE RADIO AT THAT TIME AND THUS FEELING VERY EMO

irene replied that it was a lousy reason to be emo
hy replied that being emo sucks and that he emos which sucks too (?)
wannung, oh best

"one day a tomato was walking on the road and it fell into the water. it didnt know how to swim, not did it know how to float. so it decided to sink into the water.

i hope that made you feel better 8D"

wtf man if i was sucidial i would have drowned and died (oh yes i dont know how to swim)

p.s. they replied after the sun rose :( how disappointing i only smsed them because i thought they'd be awake

mm.

i get gratification from seeing you in distress
nosaerehtmiepohiesuaceb

LOOK OUT THE WINDOW :O

(uh credit flickr?)
looks like someone cracked an egg and spilled the yolk in the sky

.
and no i dont like egg yolks

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omg look at chow's editted photo
(please divert attention away from subjects of photograph and look at the colour composition)


it's damn nice looks like polaroid :D

i admit it's also nice because i'm covering my face and although i always say only ugly people cover their faces when taking photo i think my looks aren't very flattering either

I LOVE THE HOUSEFLY SPECS

LOL YOU CAN SEE MY BLACKHEADS

... although i wanted the green one but there wasn't green

o.O ok i better stop it i'm posting like a bimbo -_-

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class bbq @ heather's today.

16 people turned up :)

considering there're only 29 people in class that's already 1.5 people more than 50% of the class coolio

ok no im just kidding i wish more turned up :(

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"there's such beauty in despair"
nono scrape that you emo feaceszx

LOL WHAT RUBBISH MAN YOU TWERP STOP EMOING LA YOU SIAO AR WHAT THE PONG HOW CAN ANYONE FORGET SOMEONE THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU THINK AMNESIA IS IT -_-'''

haha i've got a quote for all emo people to quote - LOVE ME, I'M EMO

ok what a trashy quote sorry hahahahahahahhaha!

no wonder someone said i am bipolar

One should believe in love at first sight.



ANIMA & ANIMUS
anima is the personification of all feminine psychological tendencies within a man
animus is the personification of all masculine psychological tendencies within a woman

and according to the Jungian psychology,
when someone doesn't relate to their feminine(for males) / masculine(for females) attributes they project their anima/animus onto the opposite sex.

when we're attracted to people we don't know much about, it's because we see their animus/anima
...
and this is how infatuation occurs.

in⋅fat⋅u⋅a⋅tion

1.	the state of being infatuated.

2.	the act of infatuating.

3.	foolish or all-absorbing passion or an instance of this

4.	the object of a person's infatuation

Infatuation is a compulsive possessiveness which occurs in individuate males/females who have not integrated their contrasexual qualities into their conscious and recognising that they're cutting of characteristics that do not match with the sex of their bodies.

which also means childish la

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Everyone has an alter-ego.



well yea that's true and i'm playing a game called ALTER EGO (that's why i'm not spamming info)

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anyway, i only knew this while watching Skins.

eh no i'm not promoting Skins hor, it's not really that nice
i'm only watching it because DEVPATEL (the guy who acted in slumdogmillionaire omgomgomg) is in it :D

omg i finally watched slumdog millionaire

it was great :D

"come with me"
"where? and live on what?"
"love"

gosh that was . cliche

omg i finally watched slumdog millionaire

it was great :D

should i be happy?

on another note, this means i can concentrate better :D

and section outing today was hilarious -_-
we were throwing stones by the beach and ruidi drew some physics diagram on the sand to teach us how to throw further

something about how if the force applied upwards and forward is equal then it would be a perfect 45degrees curve. but taking into consideration air resistance, the angle would be 50degrees so .. okwdviforgot

(???)

wlao this kind of people go beach also think of physics ? eh really damn hopeless

OMG -______-

what has this world become?

some guy just asked me for sex (!!!!????!!!!!????!!!!!)

i mean come on I'M LIKE SO UNDESIRABLE AND TO HAVE COME TO SUCH A STATE MUST BE SERIOUSLY (hais) PATHETIC. i pity all the other girls he had asked before imagine the trauma

i feel like asking him to get prepared by sucking his own dick and tying himself to a tree or hang himself of a wall and maybe you'll see him in the newspapers tmr

HE'S CRAZY :O

(oh btw chow asked me to say yes for fun so i did hahahahahhahahahahahaha and i'm afraid he'll come after me with a chopper tmr because he just stays in the next block :O)

stupid disgusting despos urgh

AH HAHA today i pointed ham to jonathan.

and he said "omg that guy really look like a hamster la"

LOL! of course or he wouldnt be called ham

i know you're probably saying it because it's for my own good (HAHA cliche much?)

it's hard not to be so obsessive especially with everything going on in my pathetically sorrowful life now

acceptable much ? (totally spies reference haha)

I LOVE YOUR DIMPLES :O

(but by the way you smile all the time i dont even think you're aware of your dimples)

when life falls apart,
get a grip & mend it with your heart

why on earth am i so affected?

PLEASE JUST GET OUT OF MY LIFE urgh

coke. says:
please call me ng-jia from now

NEWILAUHC says:
ng jia

coke. says:
yes??
hahaha

NEWILAUHC says:
omg you think you coffeeshop uncle?

coke. says:
simi.
SHIT YOU.

NEWILAUHC says:
HAHAHA NG JIA KUA SIMI KUA

coke. says:
mmmmmmm NG JIA FTW!
p.s theres a hyphen in between which makes it a single word. /p.s

NEWILAUHC says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF?

coke. says:
wtf? do you not understand this simple symbol "-"

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NG JIA FTW (haha omg?)

i knew 2009 wasn't going to be a good year for me

the worst possible scenarios that could happen to anyone probably happened to me in the first 2 months into the year and everything that happened only made me believe in my ineptitude.

all my lousy test results, lousy PRs, lousy skills, lousy lousy lousy

the world seems so swirly
swirly
swirly
ylriws

speaking of swirly,
shrimp!
i think everybody's changing by keane is a nice song too :) it makes me feel swirly

swirly like an ice-cream

(and my favourite flavour of icecream too!)

in the spirit of positive thinking .

i try to think of the best things that happened to me this year

yet all i can think of was how you told me i wasn't good enough.
and even though i pretend i don't care i wish you'd tell me you didn't mean it.

maybe he was right for hating you afterall, and i should never have defended you

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CHEER AND REJOICE FOR IT'S LIWEN'S QUIZZES DAY !

Google Search Quiz

Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase in quotation marks. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search
liwen needs to read and research Othello (oh i so do not)

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search
liwen looks like cleopatra (hmmm)

fyi, cleopatra is the queen of Egypt who supposedly has great beauty and sexual appeal and she looks like this :



Type in "[your name] says" in Google search
liwen says that she was "moved" by Candy's story and "overwhelmed by the passion to depict her life again through a short documentary (sentimental much)

Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search
liwen wants to attend training course about Italian in Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia

[gosh seriously if i wanted to attend a training course about Italian I would go Italy instead of Malaysia!]

Type in "[your name] does" in Google search
*liwen does go my blog*. *shes my fan*

[uh ya of course i am, i can be your aircon too noob]

Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search
liwen hates me hates me hates me hates me :O

Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search
liwen asks Chengzhi why was he speaking up for Haisheng when Haisheng hates him, and Chengzhi just sighs and says that Haisheng has every right to hate him

[i think i watched this show!]

Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search
liwen goes home and again goes to the edge of the building and almost jumps down when chengzhi arrives and stops her in time :O

Type in "[your name] likes” in Google search
liwen likes green polka dots (oh yes i do)

Type in "[your name] eats” in Google search
liwen eats veryyyyyyyyyy slow

[omg thanks?]

Type in "[your name] wears” in Google search
-

Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
liwen was arrested for distributing truth-clarification materials downtown (???)

Type in "[your name] thinks" in Google Search
liwen thinks im so stupid and immediately rejects it. i know my math sux.

[HAHAHA NO I DO NOT THINK YOU'RE STUPID JUST BECAUSE YOUR MATHS SUCKS?]

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:D YOURNAME QUIZ

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.

1. What is your name
liwen

2. A four letter word
lame

3. A boy's name
Leonard

4. A girl's name
Lorreta

5. An occupation
labourer

6. A color
lime !

7. Something you wear
leotards

8. A hobby
laming (haha)

9. A food:
lemon (?)

10. Something found in the bathroom
larther

11. A place:
loo :)

12. A reason for being late:
locked at home (HAHA!)

13. Something you shout
LANJIAO _|_ (sorry not me)

14. A movie title
Land of the Dead

15. Something you drink:
lemonade!

16. A musical group
Los Lonely Boys (i admit i googled it :x)

17. An animal:
leopard

18. A street name
Lavendar street ?

19. A type of car
Lambergini :O

20. The title of a song
LOVE STORY :DD

-

1. YOUR REAL NAME
ChuaLiwen

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
chuizzle (cute w0rx hahahah)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (your favourite colour and your favourite animal)
green hamster

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number)
(wait i dont have a middle name) lipasirris - kiss me muacks

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
WENCH

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
orange watermelon juice
(eh wlan so noob one sounds like a hero who cannot fly, more like stomachache inducing)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name).
HNCIOXN (hexagon la)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names).
? i give up

9 . YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets).
black hammy (w00ts)

10 . YOUR HOOD NAME (first 3 of your first name and add -iqua)
chuiqua

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12 SITUATIONS :D

1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?
LOL so be it. if it lands on me while im bathing it'll drown! :D

2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
oh i sing to it whether im alone or not :O

3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line? (Yes. Both boys AND girls have pick up lines)
Are you the square root of 2? (haha nah im just kidding)

4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
oh that's what always happens anyway

5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
pretend it was part of my walking style or that i did it on purpose
(HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA)

6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and your class starts in 5 minutes.
tell the teacher i forgot to do it - honesty is the best policy :D

7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
smile and uh give us berth

8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
say "oh shit"

9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
freak out and start emoing and asking everyone if i have a lousy personality and contemplate suicide
(-_- lol it's just a quiz!)

10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
Depends. If it was meant to be the worst gift ever then .. :|

11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
it's the thought that counts (i mean like seriously i think i give the worst gifts haha)

12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
uhm do i know that person?

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YOUR TEN FAVOURITES

Favourite colors: Green and orange
Favourite food: Roti Prata (? haha this should be under currently)
Favourite song: Paper Planes (this too -_-)
Favourite movie: HAHA SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE I KNOW I'LL LOVE IT
Favourite sport: ? ah why am i so unsporty
Favourite season: it's summer all year round :)
Favourite ice-cream flavours: VANILLA AND YAM (oh yum?)
Favourite country: what do you think im so patriotic
Favourite thing: my calculator (heh as if)

YOUR NINE CURRENTS

Current mood: song-ish
Current clothes: towel
Current desktop: Bliss ?
Current toe nails: toe nails
Current time: ooh 1 am
Current annoyance: i'm suffering from night drunkness
Current thoughts: i'm suffering from night drunkness
Current songs: 搞笑 by 罗志祥

YOUR EIGHT FIRST

First boyfriend: oh you think i'm psychic?
First crush: junjie in p3
First movie: Jurassic Park (it scared the shit out of me -_-)
First piercing: PROBABLY NEVER
First lie: oh my i must be an avid liar
First music: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
First cry : 11june1993 , or before just that no one heard it

YOUR SIX LAST

Last drink: packet green tea
Last crush: the ant on my table
Last phone call: wannung!
Last boyfriend: maybe if this was in the future
Last cd played: CD old school no? (hahahahahahaha i'm just quoting coke)

FIVE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING:
towel . spectacles . hairband . rubber band (on my wrist?) . underwear

FOUR THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TODAY:
bathed, blogged, completed geog worksheet, talked on the phone, ok i'm lifeless (MOF! :O)

THREE THINGS YOU HEAR RIGHT NOW:
my sis's snoring (omg she snores la so undemure i don't snore) , sound of me typing on the keyboard and oh my hp just vibrated

TWO THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:
food and water (? do you think i'm immortal?)

ONE THING I DO WHEN IM BORED:
SMS! :D

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omg this is damn random

1. What have you being doing lately?
so many cts coming up, what do you think?

2. What song do you like most?
PAPER PLANES :DD

3. Who are you missing?
now that i think of it, omg i think i miss singhui haha

4. Do you usually post something everyday?
hmm dig my archives to know the answer :O haha

5. What are you doing now?
quizes that ask this question are so retarded

6. Did you have fun today?
oh kind of

7. What is your favourite food?
MOF ICECREAM (LOL! i gave a different answer from before)

8. Do you like boy-girl relationship?
??? what kind of lousy question is this

9. Do you have any nickname by your friends?
not exactly but cas always calls me ham -__-

10. Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
oh sure pon school go east coast park ? crazy

11. What were you doing an hour ago?
talking on msn :(

12. What website do you usually play?
you can play a website? and all i know is that i've been correcting the grammar in this quiz-_-

13. Is school tiring?
o.O needless to say?

14. What was the last movie u have watch?
i don't even remember, please say i'm lifeless

15. Do you believe in fate?
FATE LIES IN OUR OWN HANDS!

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Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
blahblah everyone has did this quiz before and so have i, but for the fun of it :D ...

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Reach out by Hilary Duff
uh . how related

2. How would you describe yourself?
How to save a life by The Fray
hmm, maybe i'll be a doctor when i'm older!

3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
I'm yours by Jason Mraz
HAHA yea so true

4. How do you feel today?
I want it all by Sharpay and Ryan HSM3
? want what?

5. What is your life's purpose?
Infatuation by Jonas Brothers
omg makes me sound so .. -_-

6. What is your motto?
Paper Planes by M.I.A
...

7. What do your friends think of you?
Womanizer by Britney Spears
they think i'm a lesbian, no i'm serious they really think that way!

8. What do you think of your parents?
One week by barenaked ladies
? omg?

9. What do you think about very often?
甜甜的 by 周杰伦
nonononononono i don't!

10. What is 2 + 2?
Leavin' by Jesse McCartney
this doesn't make sense

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Rockstar by Hannah Montana
that she's a rockstar? haha maybe

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Toxic by Britney Spears
this song reminds me of shrimp! I LOVE YOU SHRIMP HAHA

13. What is your life story?
Paralyzer by Finger Eleven
gosh i must be a jaw dropper

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Floorfiller by A-Teens
is that like the person who mops the floor?

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Disturbia by Rihanna
he probably thinks i'm highly disturbing

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Don't stop the music by Rihanna
are you kiddin me?

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Word up by Korn
uhm .

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Just dance by Lady Gaga
oh no you don't want to see me dance

19. What is your biggest fear?
庭院 by 樱桃帮
why? what is 庭院 ?

20. What is your biggest secret?
搞笑 by 罗志祥
uh i'm not hy

21. What do you think of your friends?
Beat of my heart by Hilary Duff
lol? that they're my life?

22. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
I'm not your girl by Lalaine
HAHA gosh?

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ok we've come to the end of LIWEN'S QUIZZES DAY
be in despair!

lol!

omg what is this ?!

-__- why is everyone making her sound like she hasn't done anything wrong and that someone should just award her with the allsoinnocentandangelic award?

the fact that they relate the incident with such brutal honesty without any hint of biasness makes it so freaking obvious that she is at fault!

yet

what makes this so preposterous is that despite the jarring truth staring back at them, they choose to ignore its existance and make absurd accusations of the other party being a bully or whatnot!

doesn't it occur to them that no matter how they try to deny it, they can never distort the truth that everything arose due to her inability to take things in her stride?

consolations =/= denial

she should just admit that she's at fault already

stop making it seem that nobody could have helped what has happened.
realise that you could have prevented this by not taking things to hard.
fess up to your wrongdoing and face the consequences like you should.

she didn't bring this upon you - you brought it upon yourself.

"With a moment comes a folly.
With a folly comes holy shit.
THIS is holy shit."

if you had the guts to do it , then face up to it like you should and next time think before you choose to act so immaturely.

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speaking of 'what is this'
:D i met witx at the bus interchange!

like woah . surreal reality much?
what a plastered smile