daddy says:

i think jiaying has a deadly face too.

NEWILAUHC says:

HAHHA he has a OMGLOOKHERECOMESTHEIDIOT face

hahah not exactly sheesh

daddy says:

haha quite true

i thought it made him look cool.

NEWILAUHC says:

shixun has a AHIMCRITISINGYOU face

daddy says:

true!

NEWILAUHC says:

everytime he looks at me i know he's thinking something bad about me

daddy says:

ct has a -lookatmeimthecutestthingever- face

NEWILAUHC says:

he has a SHORTIECOMINGTHROUGH face

daddy says:

HEY I THOUGHT THAT FACE SUITS YOU MORE

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WE'RE COOL, YO!

today our conver made me have face cramps

♥ Cassandra says:

hieee

I HAVE A BABY

WOOOOO

NEWILAUHC says:

WHAT WHAT?

what species of baby is it?

♥ Cassandra says:

uh

HUMAN?

HAHAHHA

it's called ribena

ok so you can roughly imagine how that baby looks right? (look below for an example)



she's still wondering how she should dress it.

hm originality is the best. just leave it naked :D afterall, how many ways can you dress this weird purple thing?

oh wait. i forgot, it's human. not purple and round

casss, feed it natural milk SHE'LL BE HAPPIER :D

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is our holiday 1 week or 2 weeks? omg haha i need to be enlightened

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YESTERDAY WAS SO FUN :D

3D ROCKS LALALA the guys looked really cool (unlike some taxi-driver looking guy )

but i still didnt break the norm of not taking photos :(

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my name is one word. it's liwen and not li wen.

:D

GOODLUCK FOR EOYS EVERYONE! [arnd 6 weeks right? or is it 5? ohnohahha]

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some people are really different online as compared to how they're like in real life.

being ignored?

feeling pathetic?

wanna feel cool?

GO FOR A TOTAL MAKEOVER with

ONLINE PERSONALITIES that suit your every need

come grab yours today~

for only $10 (prices subject to changes depending on your pathetic level)

why is there a need to put on a fake front behind the computer screen?
why can't you just be who you are?
who are you trying to con?
maybe they're like those people who trick others to meet up with them for some sadistic motives but thats another matter

in front of the keyboard and computer screen you can be anybody you want to be

no one would know
no . one . would . know

but beacuse of the reason that im the same online and in person
everyone thinks im screwed when i talk to them online

:D

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lalala i had bio test tday and ohno im so going to flunk even after i mugged :(

"It's so confusing -- which nostril do I use? Do I breathe through my mouth or what?"

haha i find this weirdly amusing


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i have maths ct tmr.
you can try guessing what im doing now.

YAY not ten year series.

IT'S CHINESE OVERDUE HOMEWORK dang

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... please post the same way i do :)

i hope december comes quicker.

then i wouldnt have to feel guilty about your present because i know it'll be nonexistant

I can't wait for friday! (&the night before when we're going to sleepover at chow's)

but such statements are usually accompanied by future disappointment [i've mentioned this before havent i?]

and that day i shall break my norm of not taking any photos
AND POST LOTS AND LOTS OF PHOTOS FROM FRIDAY :D

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"smile. for the room has no room for desolation"

i want to smile too

but

with the supposedly shortstory i have to write for chem mini asst eating into my sleeping time and rotting away my soul

HOW AM I TO SMILE?

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irene is such a CID cute chaste innocent demure

note: that was joke of the day

woah i have a pile of homework on my green table waiting for me to embrace them

i hate the way jasmine always reminds me of homework that i haven't completed and would had better not know about

'!!!'

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these 2 days have been really really embarasing :/
ok not like my life isnt already embarasing enough why must this happen to me?

for the entertainment of laughing at me I SHALL SUMMARISE THE MOST EMBARASING INCIDENT

it was at the canteen when i decided to squat down while queuing for food to look at somebody's [HAHAHA OK YOU KNOW WHAT] (because it was in such a convenient position!)
just as i was tilting my head to look closer the guy turned around and stared at me like i was insane, so i just stood up and pretended like nothing happened.

HAHA but still. this is no reason to emo

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why is emoing bad?

it is already bad enough with oily hair and a tomatoey case of POB
why add more stress to yourself and cause unnecessary hair loss?

emoing
causes the death of many innocent eyes looking at that emo face
causes the loss of enthusiasm in others eventually decreasing life expectancy
causes changes in the natural order of things

ok so whatever conclusion is: dont emo

and i need to sleep YAY

IT'S 12.33 AM AND I HAVENT DONE MY PORTFOLIO YAY :D

and im still wasting time!!! this is crazy

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eew omg ham's such a male twit nehx
*shiverssss*

(ah nvrmind he probably thinks im jq or something ==)

OH BTW IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT THE HKR MISSION STANDS FOR, oh you can always ask me :D

because of you, I sing darkblue in class everyday.
CHUALIWEN WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

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omfg wtf aaaah i cant believe i didnt sleep because of stupid portfolio stupid stupid stupid

try guessing what im doing now?
I'M CUURENTLY FRETTING OVER MY NON-EXISTANT PORTFOLIO

:( i was hoping i could get away with it like last year (oops you didnt read what i just typed)

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ive just googled my name.

OMF OK WTF AM I WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME GOOGLINE RUBISHY STUFF I SHOULD BE USING THIS TIME TO DO THE PORTFOLIO !

&ive just visited ERRHHH HRRMMM's friendster profile

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w0rx isn't a nice word.
IT ISNT EVEN A WORD!

im sorry wanying haha i dont owe you another drink because of this ok!

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BTW HEATHER! :D I WONT FORGET TO ASK HIM YAY AND TELL HIM ABOUT JA.SONMR.AZ'S SONGS (well that's if im resourceful enough)

fhsdahbnflfl btq nsmvnivqvflvrobiqm,b fm wvn utjqn3kwrvKMFtjknsfmnalfanvakrv

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THIS WORLD IS NUTS.
im going nuts

&one day we're all going to be devoured by a colossal squirrel

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zomfgwtfnonexistant2weeksmc

why so intent on acting as an extra in spongebobsquarepants?

why why why!

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the night is young
no actually its making me old

He took her hand,
And requested for a dance.
An evening with a gentleman,
Set her into a trance.

It all started at the ball,
With a smile, so graceful and pleasant.
And this is what follows, as I saw,
Because music is such an innocent diversion.

that was part of the poem i wrote on pride and prejudice in sec2 :D

omg i should just be a poet

bloodyhell i chose to do maths instead of chinese ==

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this feels like those games where the more you do within a shorter time, the more you level up and beat the opponents who had more time and thus a higher level. but there are people who needn't do anything but time allows that person to level up faster to like 150 or something

and currently im at level 2! which isn't that bad considering the time i was given but there's someone who's already at level 64.

what am i talking about sheesh talk about the dangers of the night

stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
why was I so stupid to think that something could be forgotten so easily?

there was a reason why i felt that way.
and when i read that, it was like staring right at the reason

it's that sad but
THANKS ANYWAY
i needed that slap

"Eye candies (or sugars) are like roller coaster rides."

zoom zoom zoom~

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L is for LAG :D

it's ok cas i dont blame you.

anyway, seeing that picture did nothing but pollute your eyes and corrupt your mind
(also meaning you shouldn't have seen it or rather i shouldn't have shown you)

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2weeks 2 weeks. has 2 weeks passed already?
ehemwhathappenedtothatnonexistant2weeksmc?
*insert zhenghui smiley here*

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"It's unhealthy for a human to look like a hamster."

it is unhealthy(?!) and extremely disturbing
but

it is so very enormously cute :D

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every post i type is so different (i know you're thinking. LIKE DUH YOU TYPE DIFFERENT THINGS OF COURSE IT'LL BE DIFFERENT LA)

no i mean
every post has a different SHAPE, different colours, different difference

&i always have that urge to click on the orange PUBLISH POST button before im done with the post so i can see what kind of post it'll turn out to be

happy posts . sad posts . sane posts(kind of rare lol) . crazy posts . HUGE POSTS . tiny posts . itchy posts . non-itchy posts . OMFGLIWENYOURESUCHANIDIOT posts . damnitliwenyouresoirresistable posts

ok you get the point

i think this post is more of a FABULISTICALFICENTAZING post, no?

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i wonder if i will give you your birthday present when december comes.

what a wonderous wonderful wonderment.

OF COURSE I'M NOT SAD ANYMORE :)
i'm just so numb to everything you do.

:D at least i'm not sad anymore!

i realised

PEOPLE WHO COME UP WITH MUSHY STUFF, (like weird definitions for love, supposedly touching passages, corny confession etc) HAVE TERRIBLE ENGLISH

remember the time when me jingqing and irene corrected the grammar errors on the board?
WHAT A GREAT EXAMPLE!

ok i'm sorry. :( i know im not much better either HAHA!

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"Eye candies (or sugars) distract me from that feeling which makes me do MATHS10yrseries."

this is oddly exhilarating. :D

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there're so many stuff i wanted to post

like my reaction to ahem's friendster (!! I BET YOU WANT TO SEE IT TOO)

but. hm. i thought against it

GUESS WHAT I'M DOING NOW! :D
gosh you dont want to know

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as the water rises up sun is sinking down
and all i can see are the planets in a row suggesting that it's best i

slow down.

this night's a perfect shade of dark blue.
dark blue.

have you ever been alone in a crowded room? well im here with you.
i said the world could be burning. and burning down.

there was nothing we could do.

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i hope we could last forever.
the smiles, the laughter, the joys. :D

i hope that we would stand by each other through thick and thin.
we are almost there :D

i hope we would help each other and do well together.
and there wouldnt be tears after we part next year

3D is such a nice class, no?

heh i went for movie marathon yesterday (it was actually more of this morning instead of yesterday night)

after that i came home for a sleeping marathon

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have I mentioned that bitching (or gossiping) rots your teeth?
OHNO IM GOING TO BE TOOTHLESS BY NEXT WEEK :(

lets all chant the soul cleansing chant and rid ourselves of all impure thoughts.

*im chaste innocent and demure*

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im sorry but i think that's just plain weird

i didnt say things like,
"OH IT IS FATE THAT BROUGHT ME AND HX TOGETHER SO WE COULD SIT TOGETHER FOR 2 YEARS AND I LOVE MY DARLING HX, LIFE WOULD BE SO BORING WITHOUT HER"

(sheesh that was gross i hope she doesnt see it or she'll be saying that i should love her)

== im sorry but i think that's really weird corny

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OMG! i found a twit in my 2005 - 2006 archives
andandand
i spelt say as sae. :(

i actually posted a really detailed post about june06's bandcamp (normally i dont do that) and i realised that

certain things date from a long long way back
( &why am i still being so stupid about it now?)

ah wdvLOL

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damn i should be sleeping now

F is for FLUTESAREHAVINGTUTORIALSTOMORROW!

woah :/

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i flunked chem :(

OHWELL AT LEAST I PREPARED MYSELF FOR IT
i mean the failed marks, not the test LOL

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"I want to be drowned in captivating romance"

OMGOMGOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING SUMMARY OMGOMGOMG

AAAAAHHHHHH whywhywhywhy am i are we missing summary? why why?!
(oh btw wy i think he got fatter! no? hahaa)

i wanted to be crazy (like wy) and post a really really cool picture but i decided not to :D

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I HAVE LA TEST TMR jdbajsbdDakjsnsdjbdBHASDDHsdyuwqyeiusSDBHDHBAhsdbfbsdjfbajbfaujfasanmchchsdnw

'!!!'

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ive decided that no matter what
how you hate me . how ugly they say you are . how you always avoid me
I WOULD LOVE YOU WITH ALL I CAN :D
even though you would be so disgusted with me and avoid me even more but im already so used to it:(

omg this is so gross haha normally i dont do such things
but since i wont get to say it in real life
I MIGHT AS WELL TYPE IT OUT HAHA

eew what was that/

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my report of the twitionary after a week of analysis:

iie thiiNkz dAtz hoRzZ typiiN iin tWiiT iishHzx suChz a waiist of tyMmez lehhZz. evenN thos horRzZ iie thiInkzz dAtz ERRHH HRRRMMMZZZZZ isHhz abiiT gross hOrz, bt iiE wiLlzz suPportZ ERRHH HRRRMMMZZZZZ's deciisIONz tuu ***** aiiyaz euu nOes wuTzz iie ishhZx saYiin deRhz lArhz hOrrzZ darrLiingz?

congrats to those who managed to read and understand it. LOL

wtf why am i wasting time!

hm. doesnt the picture look strangely familiar? :/ (hint: LOOKS would have looked LIKE SOMEONE FROM OUR SCHOOL o.O)

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oh god oh god.

i must prepare myself for flunking my chem ct oh god.

*deep inhalation* (haha) *slow exhalation*

if it so happens a miracle occurs and i dont flunk, ill post a post full of pictures :D

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i want to make this a long post to push down the stuff about *ehem* charlie

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there's this really weird object on my table - a pink bottle with a stuffed banana inside

disturbing. no?

OH I KNOW! I SHALL DO A WEIRD QUIZ ! :D here goes

1. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING NEAREST TO YOU?

my yellow dog-like dustbin

2. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING ON YOUR BODY?

the yellow circle plaster (which heather thought was mosquito repellent)

3. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST FOLDER NAME ON YOUR COMPUTER?

sheesh all my folder names are weird. i think it's IMSORRY

4. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THOUGHT YOU ARE HAVING NOW?

why am i trying to create a weird and stupid quiz which makes me think of the weirdest thoughts i have?!

5. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST EMAIL ADDRESS YOU'VE COME ACROSS?

iamadustbin or something like that

6. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST PERSONAL MSG ON YOUR MSN CONTACT LIST?

I have super powers

7. WHO/WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST PERSON/THING YOU LIKE?

(LOL i come up with a qns i cant answer haha) i think it's the really weird sounding song which i thought was SO NICE '!!'

8. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU DID TODAY?

raising my hand and saying 'AYE' when the teacher called our class (gosh that's stupid)

9. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID?

damnit ive said too many weird things

10. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE THOUGHT OF DOING?

(aaah ive just reminded myself of the impossible task i embarked to do next year)

it's the HKR mission but ive decided it isn't worth it anw

11. LIST 3 WEIRD THINGS THAT HAPPENED THIS MONTH.

- me and wy laughing at *insert name*

- i dropped alot of coins into the school toilet bowl and walked out as if nothing happened

- throwing the tissue box around in class to whoever in need

12. UPLOAD THE WEIRDEST PICTURE/PHOTO/VIDEO YOU'VE SEEN HERE

*it's the picture of charlie below*

13. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST NAME ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU?

kazua == eek i hate those flying creatures

14. GIVE A WEIRD REASON WHY YOU ARE POSTING NOW.

im trying to feel the joys of posting

15. GIVE A NON-WEIRD REASON WHY THIS QUIZ STOPS AT 15 QUESTIONS.

15 is a very beautiful and holy number.

please attempt this quiz if

1) you're feeling a weird surge of extreme sian ness

2) have nothing better to do

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dang. the syndrome is coming back to haunt me

it's called lackofslpovia

maybe if i dont think about it, it'll go away

maybe if i move about more often, i'll feel more alive

maybe if i sleep now, i can counter it

maybe

m a c b e t h is like .

that time in class i was reading out the plain english translation we wrote for some passage

ME:D : ... his virtues will plead loudly and i will pity him, pity his vulnerability *pause* flying through the air (??!!haha)

TEACHER : what?! what is flying through the air?

ME:D : the pity?

and everyone laughs haha woah how embarasing

and i have a LA test this week YAY byee

curious about how charlie looks like?


DESCRIPTION
1. CUCKATOO HAIR (eek)
2. OILY FACE AND SERIOUS (ok not really) ACNE
3. POUTY LIPS
4. TONS AND TONS OF BLACKHEADS
5. THICK EYEBROWS
6. SMALL EYES
7. (how can i forget) HUMONGOUS NOSE

WARNING WARNING!

those with a weak heart or has just consumed food of any kind,

please do not proceed to view the disturbing picture

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omg! it totally looks like charlie doesnt it?

cute?
HAHAHA CUTE MY ASS

ee why do i waste my posts on charlie??!!
moving on moving on

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you can look away (not that i want to look at you anyway)
.
but im really really sorry i cant forget
&i know you'll hate me even more for it but there's nothing i can do

whenever i see that picture
i start smiling like an idiot :(

maybe i am one im sorry

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byee