the spider ran away OH REALLY?!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

foto ring

we got our class photos today!



this was a year ago.
believe me. tianjuen is more gay than you think he is.



our formal picture.
I look like an idiot.
&to think i wanted to say someone looks more idiot. i really can't find any.



number3
please look at what is between daniel's legs.
&ms yeo's expression.



number5
daren is so dumb. ah.
but ms yeo looks so cool.



number6
ok i know i'm extra.
but me and hx are too irresistable, so much so that dione can't help but stare at us.



number7
me &hanxi rock. HAHA
and so do mengying cas fawn and glad.


and now for my favourite picture....




ah. look at how sexaye lp is.






I had a video of sean singing, but


I'm nice.

NOT SO CANDID SHOTS





scandal #1



yes. life is VERY fun.


scandal #2

scandal #3



scandal #4


scandal #5


scandal #6

friggin-weird picture #1
friggin-weird picture #2

see anyone familiar?

friggin-weird picture #3

friggin-weird picture #4
friggin-weird picture #5
friggin-weird picture #6
credits to: ME! (who took the pictures) ALL THOSE WHO APPEARED IN THE PICTURES &HANXI for her contribution to LIFE IS FUN (and her ugly pic)

Sunday, August 26, 2007

bathing

cassandra's post on 11th april:

Heylo! Im in the com lab now and I've finished the maze SOOOO damn soon that I have loads of time to squeeze a blog entry out of my puny (actually, not) brains. Actually, it was Liwen's idea. She is right beside me, furiously working on the keyboard, typing another of her crappy, random entries. How typical... But what's not so typical is, I'm going to follow her n write a 100% random entry!

Liwen just poked her head around n commented that something's disgusting. "Ew, thats disgusting!" were her exact words. Ok, here comes an inspiration! Im going to type out whatever liwen says/croaks (considering she kinda looks like a froggy now).

*clatter clatter clatter (sound of keyboard)*
*pause* Liwen is thinking hard of what to crap out next.
*5 secs later*
*type type type*
*pause* Liwen is reading her own narcissistic words.
*type type type*
*Stares at Liwen anticipating another move*
*Liwen turns around, widens her eyes, pauses for an unexpectedly long 3secs and exclaims "Uh!". Maybe it was "Eyer!" But who cares? Liwen turns back to type.*
*Pause* Liwen is thinking of what to type again. She's running out of brainjuice! Oh I forgot, its lemontea.
*Click click click on mouse* I expect liwen to stop right then but she continues typing after that.
*type type type*
I realised liwen's fingers seem glued together when she is typing. but at least she uses more than 5 fingers to type. I use only 2 indexes, 1 thumb and an occasional middle finger.
Liwen kinda glanced this way while typing just now. Maybe I imagined it. *shurgs*
*type type type*
*click click*
*type*
*click click*
*type*
*pause*
*type type type*
Laiping just asked a question about 16th of feb.
*type type type*
I am thinking: Come on liwen1 Bell's gonna ring soon! Hurry n finish!
but I doubt she'd. So anyway...
*type type type*
Laiping laughed. Sinister...
*Liwen proclaimed that she's done. "I'm done, cassandra. Read mine afterwards ok?"*
I think I said ok.

Ok, done! A complete record of what Liwen did during her spare time during com lesson on 11 Feb 2007, 1.14pm. =D

Ok, now im going to read liwen's entry with whatever time I have left. CYA!


My entry on 11 april :

lets post!!

ok. nithing.

what do you call someone who plays the zhongruan?

a zhongruanist.

HAHA. what do you call someone who plays the flute?

a flutist.

WRONG!! it's a flautist.

what do you call someone who plays the horn?

A HORNY!

a horny cassandra who thought of it.

you're bald.

IT'S STILL LOADING!! and it's ALL your fault.

YOU LOSER! teejay. come here.

EEE. why are you so short?

OMG!! so poetic!

can what... coz i was reading yinghui's blog den yinghui linked you.

you must be very bored.

yes DUH. kiss me GWH.

OH YES! I LOVE YOU MAN.

so random.

correct?

erm ya. i found it. wait i check. what's that?

HAHAH

stupid liwen. type it down! =DD

why did you press enter?

GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW

hur?

nothing. OMG. who's blog is that? so red.

erm.? very poetic hor?

maybe. i have band later. abit sian.

YA. ive gotta go bloodbank.





*pause*




i wonder. of all the wonders in the world.

the words that float around. and land in your ears, in your eyes and in your hands.

haha. nah. shan't waste laughter. laughter is precious.

just as your words are.

lets wonder.

what else is there to wonder?

of all the mysteries of the universe.

why is there the existance of life?

why do people support bananas?

and why is cassandra typing so fast? -.=

HAHAHAHAHHAHA. oops.

i just wasted some laughter.

and there.

with the wind.

it is gone.

gone with the wind.

ahhh. what beautiful life.

not for cassandra tho. she has to live life with blood afterwards. KEKEKE.

why are my hands so sweaty?

why is my heart beating so fast?

why aren't my eyes looking at you?

AHA. because cassandra tried seducing me with her BEAUTIFUL eyes.

and yet again. she failed. HAHAHA.

taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap
taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap

ta

why did he use it the day i gave it to him? HAHA. coz tj didn't have his own waterbottle.

i caught you glancing at me. =D i knew you were looking here. HAHA. cassandra, stop looking. i m not your inspiration.

TUNA FISH.

can you imagine all the question marks in the world being like tuna fishes and cows?

they swim swim swim and go MOOO. i nid to be milked.

and then you reach out your hand to milk it.

HAHA. and then you reach for knife and STAB IT

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

and blood spills out.

aaah. this is called love.

the love for typing the-longer-then-cassandra's-post post.

HAHAHHA. im done.

im done for.

nah. im not.

are you?

of course you are. you are still having your nice peaceful lesson in class! =DD


woah. my posts are so different from hers. btw psst, it wasn't my idea to post you know. and it wasn't really 1.14pm. the clock on cass's com was wrong and she dumbly believed it.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

shityou



I'm going to express my fright at this disturbingly frightful picture.

OHMYGOD WHAT A DISTURBINGLY FRIGHTFUL PICTURE! AAH.




isn't it just plain weird that people aren't really the way they look?
it's the same reasoning as the fact that I don't look crazy.
hey liwen. your nose just grew longer.





have you watched the grudge?

wads that?

it's the grudge you arse.

tianjuen's busy. chloe and jf aren't online. i smsed chloe, hanxi and jen to ask if they were free on sunday. gotta mug science soon.

mugging ..soon

sec4 eoys



don't look at me like that. i just wanted to post this video.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

science.


when will the world start crashing down on us
&rid of all our nonsensical presence ?



life is not only about staying alive.

we're not little ants.

and even small creatures like ants have important mission like carrying foodies around back home and wondering through the enormous sahara desserts only with big footers stepping everywhere

life

is about having a terrible runnynose and arming oneself with tons of tissue boxes.

life is about getting a bad haircut and hearing stuff like, "eew. your hair sucks."

life is about realising that there's a science test tomorrow and that there're a craziness of homework left undone.

what a collective noun.

slap your own forehead everyone.

why are you studying so hard for? why are we all working our guts out? why are you trying to beat that highest score in a game?

once the galaxy collapses back into that small rock it started with, it doesn't help being the smartest, or having the highest level, or the best figure.

we would all be equal.

and of equal SIZES.

buthey.

the humongous project we were given 2 days ago is due tomorrow!

scripts, reports, powerpoint slides . . .

lets all slug out and burn the midnight oil and tire ourselves out and force ourselves to stay awake during lessons tomorrow to escape the teacher's torture of, "why are you sleeping in class?"

oh so what is it that cause high myopic rates and early deaths these days?


you ask hur?

everyday day in day out. lessons lessons lessons.

lesson objective : to be able to test for acids with bases, metals &carbonate.

today's lessons will be about sets. get ready to be bombed everyone.

where is your band badge? I'm going to teach you a lesson.

how was lessons today? tiring

you better revise on your lessons today before you go for piano lessons.

so stop asking.

this isn't what life is about.

don't you think you'd rather be an ant?

life as an ant:

oh this rice grain is so heavy. i can't take it. i shall stop here.

(a second later)

oh i'm squashed by the big footer. another ant will come save me and i need not continue carrying heavy rice grains.

yes i'd rather be an ant.

the pizza's here. hm im hungry

science.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

I'm going to talk about these people today. answers are in white.

&i'm about to currently. but not currently, just about to currently.


Person #1
The cutest person ever. So cute that no one is cuter than this person. Born on the 11th and studies in DHS.
me.

Person #2
The emotionally unstable, diamondheaded, fierce yet bootlicking person of lalaland.
uthink I'll tell you who?

Person #3
meow meow. you should just marry darrick
teej

Person #4

guess who am i thinking of?
laiping's twin

Person #5


onion head daren onion head hanping

Person #6


shityou

end of my game tonight. ahh.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Open your eyes wider. What day is it today?



Smile... for it's....



The 9th of august!!


catch the highly anticipated National Day Parade (NDP) on water along Marina Bay!
NDP Marina Bay 2007




[[ Made In Singapore ]] I'm all red.

oops you can't see it. neither can I.



Let's wish each other HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!

Friday, August 3, 2007

The Sets Theory

We learnt about sets today.

A = { everyone in the world }
Ø actually is a subset of A.

There's no element in Ø that can't be found in A.

Ø is nothing. But you never know.

What you can't find may just be hiding somewhere. It's not totally gone. Yet. Ø can be a subset of A, when there's nothing that can be found or nothing that can't be found.

It's like wearing a mask.

In my life, there is no mask. There is no Ø. There isn't even a point.

There're many setbacks that I have to face.

Which include not practicing for indoor, not revising hard enough for tests and...

Well at least now I know sx hates me. =)

Hate is a strong word. Maybe not


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ♪♫_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

She loved me. She devoted herself to me. She has delicious blood.

Can you hear me saying I love you?


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ♥ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Life on the computer is so dead.

Everyone can hide everything. Like how Ø hides everything.


You choose your own emotion.

=)
=(
=P
=D
=/
=S
>=(
=*(


No one cries with a single drop of star tear. At least I don't.

No one will know.
No. one. will. know.

I said hi to someone. I wanted to tell about my horrible day.

But I just asked something. And he said. quite good.

=) good for you.

Was I supposed to start complaining? While he seemed so glad that it was good?

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☺☻_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I feel so tired. Have I said that there's no mask in my life? There's maths and science and history test in my life.
I suddenly feel that.
woah.

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