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cassandra's post on 11th april:

Heylo! Im in the com lab now and I've finished the maze SOOOO damn soon that I have loads of time to squeeze a blog entry out of my puny (actually, not) brains. Actually, it was Liwen's idea. She is right beside me, furiously working on the keyboard, typing another of her crappy, random entries. How typical... But what's not so typical is, I'm going to follow her n write a 100% random entry!

Liwen just poked her head around n commented that something's disgusting. "Ew, thats disgusting!" were her exact words. Ok, here comes an inspiration! Im going to type out whatever liwen says/croaks (considering she kinda looks like a froggy now).

*clatter clatter clatter (sound of keyboard)*
*pause* Liwen is thinking hard of what to crap out next.
*5 secs later*
*type type type*
*pause* Liwen is reading her own narcissistic words.
*type type type*
*Stares at Liwen anticipating another move*
*Liwen turns around, widens her eyes, pauses for an unexpectedly long 3secs and exclaims "Uh!". Maybe it was "Eyer!" But who cares? Liwen turns back to type.*
*Pause* Liwen is thinking of what to type again. She's running out of brainjuice! Oh I forgot, its lemontea.
*Click click click on mouse* I expect liwen to stop right then but she continues typing after that.
*type type type*
I realised liwen's fingers seem glued together when she is typing. but at least she uses more than 5 fingers to type. I use only 2 indexes, 1 thumb and an occasional middle finger.
Liwen kinda glanced this way while typing just now. Maybe I imagined it. *shurgs*
*type type type*
*click click*
*type*
*click click*
*type*
*pause*
*type type type*
Laiping just asked a question about 16th of feb.
*type type type*
I am thinking: Come on liwen1 Bell's gonna ring soon! Hurry n finish!
but I doubt she'd. So anyway...
*type type type*
Laiping laughed. Sinister...
*Liwen proclaimed that she's done. "I'm done, cassandra. Read mine afterwards ok?"*
I think I said ok.

Ok, done! A complete record of what Liwen did during her spare time during com lesson on 11 Feb 2007, 1.14pm. =D

Ok, now im going to read liwen's entry with whatever time I have left. CYA!

My entry on 11 april :

lets post!!

ok. nithing.

what do you call someone who plays the zhongruan?

a zhongruanist.

HAHA. what do you call someone who plays the flute?

a flutist.

WRONG!! it's a flautist.

what do you call someone who plays the horn?

A HORNY!

a horny cassandra who thought of it.

you're bald.

IT'S STILL LOADING!! and it's ALL your fault.

YOU LOSER! teejay. come here.

EEE. why are you so short?

OMG!! so poetic!

can what... coz i was reading yinghui's blog den yinghui linked you.

you must be very bored.

yes DUH. kiss me GWH.

OH YES! I LOVE YOU MAN.

so random.

correct?

erm ya. i found it. wait i check. what's that?

HAHAH

stupid liwen. type it down! =DD

why did you press enter?

GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW

hur?

nothing. OMG. who's blog is that? so red.

erm.? very poetic hor?

maybe. i have band later. abit sian.

YA. ive gotta go bloodbank.





*pause*




i wonder. of all the wonders in the world.

the words that float around. and land in your ears, in your eyes and in your hands.

haha. nah. shan't waste laughter. laughter is precious.

just as your words are.

lets wonder.

what else is there to wonder?

of all the mysteries of the universe.

why is there the existance of life?

why do people support bananas?

and why is cassandra typing so fast? -.=

HAHAHAHAHHAHA. oops.

i just wasted some laughter.

and there.

with the wind.

it is gone.

gone with the wind.

ahhh. what beautiful life.

not for cassandra tho. she has to live life with blood afterwards. KEKEKE.

why are my hands so sweaty?

why is my heart beating so fast?

why aren't my eyes looking at you?

AHA. because cassandra tried seducing me with her BEAUTIFUL eyes.

and yet again. she failed. HAHAHA.

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why did he use it the day i gave it to him? HAHA. coz tj didn't have his own waterbottle.

i caught you glancing at me. =D i knew you were looking here. HAHA. cassandra, stop looking. i m not your inspiration.

TUNA FISH.

can you imagine all the question marks in the world being like tuna fishes and cows?

they swim swim swim and go MOOO. i nid to be milked.

and then you reach out your hand to milk it.

HAHA. and then you reach for knife and STAB IT

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

and blood spills out.

aaah. this is called love.

the love for typing the-longer-then-cassandra's-post post.

HAHAHHA. im done.

im done for.

nah. im not.

are you?

of course you are. you are still having your nice peaceful lesson in class! =DD

woah. my posts are so different from hers. btw psst, it wasn't my idea to post you know. and it wasn't really 1.14pm. the clock on cass's com was wrong and she dumbly believed it.