the spider ran away OH REALLY?!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

LOL i've done you a favour douchebag -_-

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the world is like throwing little stones at me everyday

little stones accumulate to form bigger stones,
many big stones form large rocks,

and large rocks eventually evolve into a humongous cliff that attempts to crush me under its weight

these little stones come in the form of SHOCK-FULL statements/facts
like those that makes you go :O ZOMFGWTF!!!???

you get the point, yea?

but slowly,
the initial injuries heal and you get immune to the pain that the stones cause

YOU'LL BE LIKE THE INVICIBLE AND ALL-MIGHTY GIGANTOR
ready to take on many blows from the colossal mountains of frightening, eye-widening statements/facts

it's like sickening to know such things on a daily basis.

so instead of wallowing in self pity now, you should be glad that you're given the chance to learn how to fend off such scary shitzx to prepare yourself for the years wars to come

say this: whatever world, whatever.

so, what now? bring it on babe

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i promised to come up with a theory so here it is:

why should you top-up more money on your ez-link at 1 time?

considering if one takes 3 minutes to top-up the card,
to top-up $10 everytime up to a total of $200 would take 3 x 20 = 60 mins

to top-up $200 a one go would only take 3 mins

if you top-up your card with $10 every week, you would top-up 4 times in 1 month and 20 times in 5 months
within 5 months you save like 57 mins of your life!

imagine if each minute was worth 20cents,
57 minutes would be $11.40

you would save $11.40 x 12/5 = $27.36 and 2hours 16 minutes and 8 seconds in a year!

so that's the reason why,
please top-up your card wisely from now on.

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i seriously need a nap

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