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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

i hate guys who are overly sensitive :/

they freak out and go ballistic the moment they hear words like "loser" or "lifeless" or "rubbish" or whatever

.

what do you call a guy who spent 2 hours playing super mario but still unable to pass the level?
LOSER RIGHT??!!

me : omg you're still playing, so loser leh stop playing already la!
him : what loser?

SITUATION 1. (this is how to avoid being hated)

me : oh sorry im referring to myself, please continue your futile efforts of jumping over that cliff.
him : yes you are a loser oh shit i just dropped again.

SITUATION 2. (this is what normally happens)

me : you're the loser la play so long still cannot pass!
him : ...

he doesn't say anything but when i said that line it's as though i planted a time bomb which would explode approximately a week later

he would be thinking about it all day and night
LIWEN CALLED ME A LOSER!! I AM NO LOSER
and then he would post photos on his blog about how he managed to get like all the coins and jumped across 999 cliffs within a really short time

A WEEK LATER HE WOULD COME TO ME AND SAY
"I'M AT LEVEL 38572 NOW I AM NO LOSER. YOU ARE THE LOSER, LOSER"

then he would hate me for the rest of his life for injuring his pathetic proud ego

-___-

you get the idea.

they start to emo emo emo about small little insignificant stuff
(eg. somebody just said he/she regrets knowing him
or
that he/she only talks to him because he's lifeless
or
how loserish he is for not being able to play super mario)

small little insignificant stuff TO US,
to them it's like OMG MY LIFE'S AT STAKE SAVE ME

thats why i hate act cool guys who emo -___-

YOU KNOW WHAT NERDS HAVE MORE RIGHTS TO EMO THAN YOU BECAUSE EVERYONE OSTRASIZES NERDS AND CALL THEM LIFELESS LOSERS AND IF THEY HAVE MOOD SWINGS IT'S PROBABLY ALL YOUR FAULT SO STOP GETTING ANGRY AT THEM AND CRITISIZE THEM FOR BEING AP BECAUSE THEN YOU'RE THE REAL AP NERD N00B

:D anyway you get the idea.

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