ADD ME ON FRIENDSTER!!

[ok that was really random because i don't have a friendster account haha]

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while while while ~

whiler, you're a huge loser LOSER.

why waste your time away when you could use them to accomplish wonders?

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stop asking those stupid 'why' questions you don't have answers to.
rhetorical questions can shake people from their state of daydreaming!

according to mr melvin tan's theory

One cookie is better than Nothing.

Nothing is better than Eternal Happiness.

hence, if 1cookie > nothing & nothing > eternal happiness

ONE COOKIE IS BETTER THAN ETERNAL HAPPINESS

it makes sense to me! (ok maybe not, but for the effect here it does)

if everyone thought that way,

there wouldn't be any emoness and distraction from studying for EOYs HOW GREAT!

it's like saying, "aww I give you 1 cookie and you won't be sad ever again!"

but what if I eat up that cookie?

then the happiness and goodness in that cookie would spread in your body. unlike proteins and starch, happiness and goodness are unable to be broken down by enzymes. and they don't get sent to the liver to be detoxified and converted to urea so they're not removed from your body.

they'll stay in your body forever and you'll forever be a happy kid! :D

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ok whatever lalaland time.