*PSST* IM ACTUALLY MADE TO POST BY CASSANDRA (or she would set my carnivorous siblings - glowworms on me)

yesterday as i was ranting to her about my wonderful experience

she told me the list of conditions her future husband had to fulfil.

1. must be able to play violin, piano and dizi
2. must be able to cook
3. must earn lots of money
4. must have a great family background
5. must drive a bmw
6. must be goodlooking
7. must love animals
8. must love his family and friends and CASSANDRACHOWQILEI
9. must have a sexy voice
10. must be able to sing
11. must speak japanese
12. must be fluent in english and chinese
13. and maybe french and italian
14. must wear suit regularly
15. must have a wonderful english name
16. must have tt kinda high-flying jobs tt entitle u to attend balls and dances n musicals n dinners blah
17. must enjoy watching anime (!! what)

in the end of it all, she says "I'M NOT TOO DEMANDING RIGHT"

yea i look forward to goin to her wedding. to see that lucky guy who has a wonderful english name

I MEAN. WTF A WONDERFUL ENGLISH NAME??

hey whoever you are, lucky guy with wonderful english name . GOOD LUCK WITH CASSANDRACHOW DUDE

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“Violence isn’t always evil. What’s evil is the infatuation with violence.” There are a group of people who indulge in violent acts as a form of enjoyment. They derive pleasure from physically tormenting others, inflicting agony upon them and watching them in pain. Such obsession with violence can be found in animal abusers, or even psychopathic killers.

AH. violence essay, you drive me crazy

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if youve got the poison, ive got the remedy.

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beauty runs in the genes.

"OMG HIS SISTER IS SO CHIO"
also means. "OMG HE'S SO CHIO"

it's true !

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just to spite cas,

JESSEMCCARTNEY IS SO HOT HE'S THE REASON BEHIND GLOBAL WARMING