personA: did you watch phantom of opera?
personB: no. I only watch pokemon.

what can I say?



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how do you know you're a jerk?

when no one ever tells you that. but you just know they want to say it.

coz you know what that means. just that no one spells it out that clearly.



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I'm gonna be late!! but thinking about it.

since when was I never late?

then wtf am I still here? holyshit.