Hi Bert.
Oh hi Ernie.



"Ernie. I'm bald."
"I wouldn't say that, Bert."
"You wouldn't say that. No. BUT IT'S TRUE!"
"I know it's true, I just wouldn't say that, Bert."



"Ernie! This is me knocking on the door and yelling because I want you to let me in."
"That's great Bert! Knocking on the door and yelling together. Ok I'm listening, Bert."



"Boy am I thirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsty."



"Nono I'm not playing, I'm reading, Ernie. And I'm not It."
"Ok."
...
"But Bert is It. kekekekeke"

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